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  • Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky
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:sick: :o :pinch: :o

It's amazing to me how your body can adapt to certain circumstances, e.g., I'm normally right-handed, but when reading Miss Kitty's posts my body compensates (automatically) and I can type perfectly with my left hand ... go figure?

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  • Itty Bitty Kitty Kar
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Plonky, I don't need 0055 or cleo....

I think they blatantly plagarise MY work......

And poor Ken, and here I thought I was aiming to please!!!

:)

  • ....Time to lay this fairytale aside......
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  • Member For: 22y 3m 10d
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  • Location: In the Ferry on the River Styx, not getting out just yet!

EID," I don't know officer.......one minute he was running around the kitchen doubled up mumbling something about an ice pack, then he lurches up, grabs his chest and collapses".

Paramedic (as he rolls body over), "Strange......looks like all the blood has drained down into his groin area, never seen that before" :sick:

EID :pinch: , "How long does rigor mortis last for did you say? Well......could you hold off calling the gurney for a couple of hours?"

  • Itty Bitty Kitty Kar
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Long live the Buff and Shine....

Oh the POLISH, I love the smell of POLISH in the morning....

*prostrates self before Goddess of beauty and polish!*

:D

  • Itty Bitty Kitty Kar
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I love the smell of polish in the morning.......

especially Macguires.........

or Mothers.........

mmmmmmm

as a matter of fact, I got it now!

*broad wink*

muahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Upstanding Member
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Mothers has that wonderful Candy smell....

Pity I'll be switching to AutoGlym again sooner - which means that nice candy will be replaced by the nose wrenching stench (at least the last memory I have of AutoGlym was like that)....

  • Weird Member
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Now look you lot, stop it...

Stop it NOW! :angry:

...it is bad enough I am trapped at the end of the earth, over 15,000km from my beloved XR6T......and my wife......... and I miss them both. :(

You lot carry on with all this throbbing, rubbing sadistic innuendo, rest assured that is far from helpful. And don’t even get me started on the effect that damn bouncing has on a sexually deprived red blooded male.

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The stuff about the EPA would only relate to a customer .... if they were discovered using a product that is not intended to be washed down the drain (such as caustic soda, personal lubricant

Now I discover I can't even dispose of my KY legally..... damn you all... :angry:

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