KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 7m 20d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 06/10/03 12:49 AM Share Posted 06/10/03 12:49 AM :o :oIt's amazing to me how your body can adapt to certain circumstances, e.g., I'm normally right-handed, but when reading Miss Kitty's posts my body compensates (automatically) and I can type perfectly with my left hand ... go figure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyKatSmack Itty Bitty Kitty Kar Member 859 Member For: 21y 5m 4d Location: on a road near you.... Posted 06/10/03 12:50 AM Share Posted 06/10/03 12:50 AM Plonky, I don't need 0055 or cleo....I think they blatantly plagarise MY work......And poor Ken, and here I thought I was aiming to please!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhawk ....Time to lay this fairytale aside...... Donating Members 2,657 Member For: 21y 11m 9d Gender: Male Location: In the Ferry on the River Styx, not getting out just yet! Posted 06/10/03 01:03 AM Share Posted 06/10/03 01:03 AM EID," I don't know officer.......one minute he was running around the kitchen doubled up mumbling something about an ice pack, then he lurches up, grabs his chest and collapses".Paramedic (as he rolls body over), "Strange......looks like all the blood has drained down into his groin area, never seen that before" EID , "How long does rigor mortis last for did you say? Well......could you hold off calling the gurney for a couple of hours?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyKatSmack Itty Bitty Kitty Kar Member 859 Member For: 21y 5m 4d Location: on a road near you.... Posted 06/10/03 03:03 AM Share Posted 06/10/03 03:03 AM Long live the Buff and Shine.... Oh the POLISH, I love the smell of POLISH in the morning....*prostrates self before Goddess of beauty and polish!*:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 22y 2m 2d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 06/10/03 04:44 AM Share Posted 06/10/03 04:44 AM Damn! All this talk of polishing and rubbing is just too much for me , especially when combined with Kitty's bouncing girl pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyKatSmack Itty Bitty Kitty Kar Member 859 Member For: 21y 5m 4d Location: on a road near you.... Posted 06/10/03 10:22 AM Share Posted 06/10/03 10:22 AM Why thankyou Falchoon!You're welcome!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puffnstuff Member 287 Member For: 22y 3m 18d Posted 07/10/03 06:52 AM Share Posted 07/10/03 06:52 AM Puffs gone for a drive in his car.... a LONG drive... clears the mind, unfogs the brain, restores equilibrium.... KEN!! Help !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyKatSmack Itty Bitty Kitty Kar Member 859 Member For: 21y 5m 4d Location: on a road near you.... Posted 09/10/03 12:12 AM Share Posted 09/10/03 12:12 AM I love the smell of polish in the morning.......especially Macguires.........or Mothers.........mmmmmmmas a matter of fact, I got it now!*broad wink*muahahahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaronmihe Upstanding Member Member 759 Member For: 21y 5m 15d Location: Canberra - ACT Posted 09/10/03 01:13 AM Share Posted 09/10/03 01:13 AM Mothers has that wonderful Candy smell....Pity I'll be switching to AutoGlym again sooner - which means that nice candy will be replaced by the nose wrenching stench (at least the last memory I have of AutoGlym was like that).... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antisocial Weird Member Member 1,347 Member For: 22y 16d Location: ACT Posted 09/10/03 01:41 AM Share Posted 09/10/03 01:41 AM Now look you lot, stop it...Stop it NOW! ...it is bad enough I am trapped at the end of the earth, over 15,000km from my beloved XR6T......and my wife......... and I miss them both. :( You lot carry on with all this throbbing, rubbing sadistic innuendo, rest assured that is far from helpful. And don’t even get me started on the effect that damn bouncing has on a sexually deprived red blooded male.The stuff about the EPA would only relate to a customer .... if they were discovered using a product that is not intended to be washed down the drain (such as caustic soda, personal lubricantNow I discover I can't even dispose of my KY legally..... damn you all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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