ZAP No boost, no bottle, just my foot on the throttle! Lifetime Members 7,935 Member For: 20y 9m 2d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 23/10/09 12:59 AM Share Posted 23/10/09 12:59 AM To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 AM EST. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives and me. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message. First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head wasn't it? I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.). In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!Thoughtfully yours,Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffman Donating Members 129 Member For: 15y 5m 21d Gender: Male Location: New Zealand Posted 23/10/09 02:08 AM Share Posted 23/10/09 02:08 AM what the heck is that real lol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XF Falcon <put funny sh*t here> Member 3,365 Member For: 18y 7d Gender: Male Location: Perth, NOR Posted 23/10/09 02:20 AM Share Posted 23/10/09 02:20 AM Its all good except for that car bit. If it was real he's just as bad as the original thief, damaging someone's property. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chich Damn You's A Sexy Chich Member 3,843 Member For: 16y 8m 30d Gender: Male Location: Your House Posted 23/10/09 04:35 AM Share Posted 23/10/09 04:35 AM I wanna shake this dudes hand.... absolute champion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillz Three pedals are better then two.. Donating Members 15,637 Member For: 17y 5m 21d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 23/10/09 04:46 AM Share Posted 23/10/09 04:46 AM Gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeze_dk I am dissatisfied with my current employment situation Donating Members 8,610 Member For: 18y 1m 18d Gender: Male Posted 23/10/09 06:55 AM Share Posted 23/10/09 06:55 AM that's awesome,, as said above though everything was good apart from the "pimp mobile" part.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G6ET8U Playing with Sports Bikes... Silver Donating Members 1,927 Member For: 19y 17d Gender: Male Location: Whistling, GTX. Posted 26/10/09 11:08 AM Share Posted 26/10/09 11:08 AM Ouch, payback it seems is a bitch. And only in America can the person you are robbing be more heavily armed than you. Certainly a tip for the youngsters out there.Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixy Angel Expert Donating Members 9,132 Member For: 19y 8m 20d Gender: Male Location: North Jamberoo, NSW Posted 29/10/09 10:28 AM Share Posted 29/10/09 10:28 AM Bloody Gold . I hope the other bloke read this message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
82CNT Member 363 Member For: 15y 11m 15d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane North Posted 29/10/09 10:34 AM Share Posted 29/10/09 10:34 AM that's some smart thinking! I would have been happy to shoot him in the knee cap but to think all that through from start to finish is priceless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trough Lolly Member 4,349 Member For: 20y 2m 7d Gender: Male Location: Mildura Posted 31/10/09 02:09 AM Share Posted 31/10/09 02:09 AM very clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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