Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 4m Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 28/09/09 08:26 AM Share Posted 28/09/09 08:26 AM Hi AllIn the past week I have driven from Sydney to Brisbane , Brisbane to the Gold Coast , Gold Coast to the Sunshine Coast , Sunshine Coast to Gold Coast, Gold Coast to Brisbane and finally Brisbane to Sydney again.Now, there should have been hours of driving pleasure, sunroof open , a good selection of tunes and the open road with the Phoon ready for a good blat or seven.But no, every single bit of road that was not dual carriageway was farking ruined by convoys of Grey Nomads driving or towing Winebegos, Expanders,and all manner of farking mobile accomodation. eg. a four wheeler caravan being towed by a farking Camry This in its self is not the issue. The fact that they can't go up a 5 degree incline without dropping back to first and fail to achieve 20 - 50 ks below the posted limit. Pull over you say ! Fark no. Kilometres of traffic backed up and causing all and sundry to get on the picks 2 ks back when the road is not flatYes. they can be passed with a decent stretch of road, however, one does not look at the speedo when starting from a roll on in second and rowing the gears to 5000rpm to pass the farkers whilst politely gesticulating out of the sunroof.So what do we do to deal with these abominations ? I saw some underpowered cars only just avoid head ons after attempting to pass these road hogging cretins out of frustration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FPV6T UNDERCOAT CRUISER!!! Donating Members 1,655 Member For: 15y 11m 2d Gender: Male Location: brisbane Posted 28/09/09 08:35 AM Share Posted 28/09/09 08:35 AM RPGs fitted to our cars and blow the farkers up,it would be good see!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUFGSR Member 514 Member For: 19y 10m 8d Posted 28/09/09 09:55 AM Share Posted 28/09/09 09:55 AM Nothing a good squeeze of the throttle and some opposite lock can't fix! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 7m 24d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 28/09/09 09:58 AM Share Posted 28/09/09 09:58 AM Poll edited, so I could add the option "Jam it up your arse Jules, I love caravans"...or so I could tick every fckin box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qik1 Silver Donating Members 2,720 Member For: 16y 7m 8d Gender: Male Location: Loitering in SEQ Posted 28/09/09 10:45 AM Share Posted 28/09/09 10:45 AM I live in grey nomad central. They are a bloody pain in the ar$e for 6mths of the year up here because our winters are so good they all migrate up from mexico or some place called victoria. Ive been driving my mrs brand new focus for the last couple of months & its damn near dangereous to overtake them. In mine it was no prob I could just plant it nearly anywhere & could safely overtake but like you jules ive seen a couple of close calls from the juice boxes trying to overtake where there really isnt any room. There a bunch of whinging tyre kickers as well when they come into work. Thank F*&k winters over that's all I can say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RHR BOOST Moderating Team 5,698 Member For: 21y 3m 14d Gender: Male Location: Southern Highlands NSW Posted 28/09/09 11:26 AM Share Posted 28/09/09 11:26 AM Wish I had an RPG the other day. Bumped into a heap of them they were having a caravan club meeting in bowral. They even had t-shirts with logos on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFHOON Donating Members 1,932 Member For: 18y 8m 25d Gender: Male Location: nsw Posted 28/09/09 01:19 PM Share Posted 28/09/09 01:19 PM 2kg of anfo with some det cord wrapped around should do the trick. out the sunroof and boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smicky Go Pies!!! Donating Members 2,852 Member For: 16y 10m 2d Gender: Male Location: Vic Somewhere - Sometimes NSW Posted 28/09/09 01:37 PM Share Posted 28/09/09 01:37 PM (edited) So many ideas come to mind which may assist with this problem...However, each is coupled with rage and clouded by so much anger...Best I keep them to myself in this case I feel...FARKING KARAVAN KANTS!!!!! NNNNOOOOO NONE OF THIS CRAP....JUST GET THE FARK OFF THE ROAD!!!!IF THIS IS THE TYPE OF HOLIDAY YOU WANT - GET ON A BUS TOUR, OR TAKE A FARKING CRUSE!!!THERE ARE MEANS OF TRANSPORT TO GET YOU THERE FASTER SO THAT YOU MAY HAVE MORE TIME TO RELAX... ITS CALLED A FARKING PLANE!!!Sorry for my out burst... its been one of those months!!!now where has that bottle of grey goose gone too? Edited 28/09/09 01:39 PM by smicky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR8XR6 ANGEL EYES Silver Donating Members 1,683 Member For: 16y 4m 27d Gender: Male Location: SE Suburbs, Melbourne Posted 28/09/09 02:43 PM Share Posted 28/09/09 02:43 PM Topography! Too big a word for this time of night! I'm still struggling to say it!YEP still struggling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiresquire Member 266 Member For: 20y 24d Posted 28/09/09 11:01 PM Share Posted 28/09/09 11:01 PM ws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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