The Most Fully Sick Mountain Bike In The Universe

[xr6 typhoon]

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300350092334&fromMakeTrack=true&ssPageName=VIP:watchlink:top:en

I think I wana buy it

[Bonjaz]

sign me up for 2 haha, can we do a group buy on this?

[BFHOON]

This is a max wicked sick adult’s mountain bike. It’s ‘The Enforcer’ and has hardly been used exceptz it has done heaps of maximum gnarly stunts as well as some mountain biking, and extreme mind-blastingly-crazy riding around duck ponds and Centenial park. Once I smashed this crazy awesome mad set of BMX jumps on it and a girl got pregnant just by standing near the combined awesomeness of The Enforcer with my fully sick skillz to the max. The Enforcer has wicked stylez and comes with everything like 18 bone crunchingly awesome Shimano gears, 2 wheels, front and rear disc brakes that are the shiznit to the exxxxtreme, fully maximum new tyres, as well as a wild crazy seat and handlebars, front and rear max sick suspension and iz ‘bad-ass black’ in colour.

The raddness of this bike is 107% and tricks in The Enforcer’s resume include the 1 confirmed pregnancy mentioned earlier (others have not been DNA verified), 37 extreme wheelies, 42 dirt skids, and 271 bunny hops (note that bunny hops are gay and I only did them because my best mate dared me to do them). Basically the next lucky owner of The Enforcer will instantly become the coolest person known and will have the fullest of sickest bikes on the planet and I dare them to get even more exxxtreme on the fully maximum skid count (you will never beat me though coz I once did a skid that went for 3 weeks).

On Tuesday night the Enforcer and I did a 2 hour long mad skillz wheelie in my local park trying to impress some max stacked chicks. While I haven't confirmed with the Bureau of Meteorology, I'm sure that The Enforcer's Tuesday night exxxtreme session is single handedly responsible for the wicked rad red dust storm that fully smashed Sydney on Wednesday.

Pick-up of The Enforcer and its generally fully sick awesomeness is from Sydney – this bike does not come with contraception nor does it come with a helmet because helmets are for pussies. If you are a pussy you should check out my other fully sick items that are for sale on ebay – one of which is a totally insane black brand new skate/bmx helmet, this helmet is slightly less faggy than most.