Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 3m 5d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 14/08/09 10:14 AM Share Posted 14/08/09 10:14 AM Hi AllI am generally a man of peace and placid disposition.........but the new neighbours dog is sending me beresk (berserk)The kent has been yapping incessantly since 2.00pm and I am starting to come down with a nasty dose of red mist.The farker is getting worse by the dayWhat should I do ?1/ Jump the fence and create a new pair of slippers.2/ Leave a polite , welcome to the farking hood letter in the letterbox.3/ Nail the carcus to the front door4/ Be patient and hope the farker sorts it's sh*t out once it settles in ( been there a week now)5/ Throw bits of Rocky the deceased goat over the fence to shut it the fark up6/ Continue to yell STFU across the street and hope someone takes the hint farkin !7/ Continue with murderous thoughts , self combust, throw a proper Buffy wobbly and kill Rootster and tab out of misdirected spite.8/ Repay in kind with a vicious onslaught of my obtuse musical taste into dawn and beyond 9/ Bark back, and attack snarling on all foursover to you yapyipyapyapyapsqueeksqueek etc.SHUT THE FARK UPProbably doesn't help that I stole it's dog nuggets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Donating Members 2,930 Member For: 17y 7m 11d Gender: Male Location: Caracciola Karussell Posted 14/08/09 10:25 AM Share Posted 14/08/09 10:25 AM (edited) If you dont have your own dog, you can buy a remote control, point it towards the dog and it sends out this sonic noise which dogs hate You can also get a shock version but then u'd have to collar the dog on the sly lolSmall dogs FTL Edited 14/08/09 10:28 AM by Mat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tig Donating Members 735 Member For: 17y 3m 20d Gender: Male Location: kenthurst, Sydney Posted 14/08/09 10:28 AM Share Posted 14/08/09 10:28 AM Stole its nuggets, that's a bit RUF RUF RUF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rednuts81 Get on the end of it..... Member 578 Member For: 18y 11m 8d Gender: Male Location: CQ Posted 14/08/09 10:31 AM Share Posted 14/08/09 10:31 AM A while back when I moved in to our new place it was middle of winter and the dog next door is a little fluff piece of sh*t and it barked all the time. Well any way one night it randomly started barking at 1:00am, it was about -1 deg farking cold, so I filled a bucket of water with ice and cold water . I let it sit for a bit got some bacon out of the fridge heat it up a bit for smell and called it to the fence. I soaked that piece of sh*t lol. Its been great when ever it see s me now it runs.Or you could just bate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rootster Just a large member member Silver Donating Members 3,125 Member For: 16y 1m 8d Gender: Male Location: sydney Posted 14/08/09 10:38 AM Share Posted 14/08/09 10:38 AM (edited) hope he is form tonight while you try and Just in cause he is not....a little vid to play tonight just to send you over the edge and take option 7 Edited 14/08/09 10:44 AM by Rootster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 6m 30d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 14/08/09 10:43 AM Share Posted 14/08/09 10:43 AM Rocky? Deceased? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 3m 5d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 14/08/09 10:56 AM Author Share Posted 14/08/09 10:56 AM Afraid so. A bit in a nice curry . The rest bait. Now all the other dogs within 20 houses are in on it They're also barking STFU. Practicing best Thommo bowling action as of now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy Massive Tool Donating Members 567 Member For: 16y 2m 11d Gender: Male Posted 14/08/09 10:57 AM Share Posted 14/08/09 10:57 AM If its a male dog slice the owners nuts of and hang them above the front door.This should subdue the dog.Any more suggestions?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 6m 30d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 14/08/09 11:07 AM Share Posted 14/08/09 11:07 AM Sorry to hear Jules, you farkin sadist.Does it like loud music? Or the sound of screeching tyres? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Lifetime Members 19,323 Member For: 19y 2m 1d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 14/08/09 11:15 AM Share Posted 14/08/09 11:15 AM phuck i hate little yappie dogs. Don't bait the dog, bait the owners, then call the rspca to rescue the dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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