Colour Wars Ii

[HellionXR6T]

On my way home just now, I spied a HgAg BA XR8. Bonnet bulge, sun roof, tinted windows. Can't believe I am going to say this, but it looked t... t... tough [gee that was hard].

I must be delusional... pass me the little pink pills please Nurse Jessica 

Wait till you see a HgAg GTP young padawan, you'll think Pinnoccio has moved into your undies. :D

LOL,

As much as this stuff can peeve us awf, you'r still a funny bas***d "SH".

I adjusted my post as well, man, you need to break away from that monitor occasionally, at least to take another swig of beer if anything. :lol:

[Redhawk]

On my way home just now, I spied a HgAg BA XR8. Bonnet bulge, sun roof, tinted windows. Can't believe I am going to say this, but it looked t... t... tough [gee that was hard].

I must be delusional... pass me the little pink pills please Nurse Jessica 

Wait till you see a HgAg GTP young padawan, you'll think Pinnoccio has moved into your undies. :D

LOL,

As much as this stuff can peeve us awf, you'r still a funny bas***d "SH".

I adjusted my post as well, man, you need to break away from that monitor occasionally, at least to take another swig of beer if anything. :lol:

That's the whole aim of it all Ed...... :D

Yeah, me too, I also have to take my eyes off the monitor for a sec as I find the 'billy' water stains the carpet.

[Falchoon]

Don't you guys get sick of blowing the same damn horn time and time again?

At Ken's age it's about the only horn he gets these days... :lol:

Did you get Hag silver to match your hair Ken? Or does it match with your colostomy bag?

Is the boot big enough for your walking frame?

[DallasQLD]

Whats the association between pensioner age and HgAg as a colour?

I note with interest that the adversting company for Ford selected for releasing the XR Range choosed HgAg . The ad looked good and it influenced my decision to buy. I was going to buy a HgAg 540i sport.

The movie "Star"uses an M5 features a HgAg car

Most M3's are HgAG

Most Mercs are HgAG

So if your going to draw conclusions from a a car colour its impossible to seperate HgAG from pure class.

[geea]

In not so surprising news today from Ford Australia, it was announced that the long-suffering, under-utilised Venom colour was being dropped from the BA range. To be replaced by something, well, pleasant!

Other colours have not escaped the designers axe, although it seems the very popular Mercury Silver stays. In a secret inter-office memo, it was revealed that Ford intentionally included HgAg in the BA range to increase the overall IQ and maturity of the obviously juvenile XR6 Turbo demographic.

Possible colour replacements:

Phantom is being superseded by, "Pansy Purple", for the testosterone challenged, with mauve stripe and mince enducing lilac and puce interior. Optional extra topaz taffeta edging around the rear windscreen.

Blueprint is being upgraded to "Cornflower Sparkle".

Blood Orange is canned, being replaced by "Kings Cross Vermilion" with hot spice red patented leather interior, complete with cute little green dyed toy poodle (your choice of sex).

Acid Rush is to be replaced with "Baby sh*t Brown", Oh, hang on, that's what it is anyway ... just had to name it Acid Rush for public release.

New colours to augment the HgAg stable, Mouthwatering Magnesium. Stormbringer Silver, Ingot Lust. Ford have ramped up the already strained production line in anticipation of the massive demand for the new HgAg colours.

Yet again some very wise words from KEN.

[BlueXR6Turbo]

Am I the only person that sees "HgAg" and reads "Hag"? Add the word "old" to the front and we have the perfect description for a member of Team HgAg....

OLD HAG :lol:

[KEN 24T]

In a related story, prominent research foundation "Larkit, Harkit and Faraday" have published exciting new findings into the physiology of colour.

A spokesman for the company was quick to point out that generalisations about colour relating to personality was a dangerous thing, but did say that the evidence was strong in the control and test groups.

The findings are as follows:

Mercury Silver, self-confident, intelligent, responsible, sophisticated and classy. Associated with high achievers, leaders and winners. These people are fun to be with and have a very sharp sense of humour.

Blueprint, impulsive, irresponsible and prone to excessive masturbation in times of boredom and/or stress. Associated with attention-seekers and younger drivers who have an over inflated sense of their own importance.

Venom, 'look at me' syndrome sufferers, then when you do look they want to pick fights. Owners of this colour suffer from penile minisculitis and other related inferiority complexes.

Phantom, testosterone challenged, like to wear womens clothing and sing Piaf songs. Generally, hen pecked and tend to find partners that are more masculine than themselves. Favourite past times include, knitting, dry flower arranging, making scruptious and wicked desserts and just love to host candlelight suppers. These people tend to own small toy breeds of dogs with cutsy names like, Foo Foo, Cadbury, Twinky etc;

Silhouette, bland, dour and insipid, prone to have a morose disposition. Tend to be paranoid and see the worse in everybody and thing. Rarely seen in daylight hours as strong UV will often affect their vision, causing them to squint annoyingly (similar symptom to Blueprint owners).

Acid Rush, Most likely colour-blind. The Acid Rush owner is inclined to live in hotter climates and sweat profusely. His favorite passtime is likely to include alcohol and bullsh*tting to his mates. His partner will often times be dissatisfied with their love life due to excessive brewer's droop.

Winter White, The owner of a white car is always trying to blend in, not wanting any attention. The white car owner is likely to be polite and somewhat insipid. Bending over backwards to accommodate, even against his own desires, which can lead to them keeping so much aggrivation in that they can become phsycopathic and go on murderous rampages, serial killers like white. Homosexuality is not uncommon amongst white car owners.

Citric Acid, common trait with this owner is the perchant to excessive use of mind altering chemicals, LSD being their favourite substance of abuse. These people wear reflective sunglasses, dribble constantly and have many imaginary friends, some human most often not, whom they are constantly talking to, and refer to themselves in the third person. These people tend to loose control of all bodily functions, often, and are a complete embarrassment to themselves and family when in public.

Blood Orange, Owners of this colour are complete tossers and nobs. These people are very loud and agressive, have a bombastic disposition and just have to be the the most obnoxious person at any social gathering. If someone is giving a speech these people tend to stand at the back of the crowd and hurl inane and meaningless interjections. Will drop the loudest and most foul smelling farts then giggle hysterically like rabid schoolgirls. Have grating and annoying laughs that remind one of the bray of a mentally derranged donkey.

Spokesmen from the firm say that research will continue as all but the HgAg testers were uncooperative, unreliable and generally hard to work with.

[Guest P'cisT]

Hahah!

I should be getting my HgAg soon, but still respect all the other colours. I have a feeling lots of users aren't taking these comments of their pride and joy as light-heartedly.

[Redhawk]

Hahah!

I should be getting my HgAg soon, but still respect all the other colours. I have a feeling lots of users aren't taking these comments of their pride and joy as light-heartedly.

Yes mate there are some who have very under developed funny bones. :D

Sad cases really!! :tears:

But as you yourself have obviously got taste and a sense of savoiur-faire, and undoubtly a well developed funny bone. :D

[richdave]

Am I the only person that sees "HgAg" and reads "Hag"? Add the word "old" to the front and we have the perfect description for a member of Team HgAg....

OLD HAG :lol:

I was thinking more *beep* HAG...a Sheila who chases after p00fs! :lol: :lol: