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Word is he wanted to be laid to rest at sea....strapped to a couple of bouys.

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The concise version...

Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Culkin came to stay over for the weekend.

Why did Michael Jackson die AFTER Farrah Fawcett?

Because he loved to come in a little behind.

Now he's having sleepovers with Baby Jesus

why did michael jackson go into cardiac arrest?

Because he heard all the little boys' pants at Macy's were half-off.

Michael Jackon’s last words: “Put me in the children’s ward”

Apparently Michael is going to be melted down and they are going to use his plastic to make kids toys. So children can play with him for a change!

Word is he wanted to be laid to rest at sea....strapped to a couple of bouys..

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Mcdonalds new Mcjackson burger, 50 year old meat between 2 10 year old buns.

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just b 4 micheal jackson died he tol his gaurd he wanted his coffin shaped like a little boy. the gaurd asked why. micheal said I want to be buried deep inside the 1 I love most

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First reports are incorrect, Michael Jackson did not die of a hart attack but he was found in the children’s Ward having a Stroke..
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