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BEER STUDY

Sad news about beer

You have to hope this study is flawed, but evidence seems irrefutable.

Yesterday a scientist suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men:

a. Gained weight

b. Talked excessively without making sense

c. Became over emotional

d. Couldn't drive

e. Failed to think rationally

f. Argued over nothing

g. Had to sit down while urinating

h. Showed no interest in sex

I. Refused to apologise when wrong

No further testing is planned.

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  • ....Time to lay this fairytale aside......
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So!!!! :huh:

Simple solution is..........Drink MORE Beer!!!! :D :thumbsup::beerchug:

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  • SLOJAM, Gone but not forgotten
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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em I say.....pass me the Boags please dear.....

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  • I'm Back!! Thats right, long over due! :)
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Hold up both hands, cross your thumb and pinkie leaving 3 fingers exposed on each hand have one hand after the other, point them to the left.

What do they say?

"2 E's"! (Tooheys) :lol:

Beer, beer, beer, beer,beeer ,beetr, beeertre, brewwqa, braerfdhadj.

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  • Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky
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BOAGS is best, then Cascade Premium, then Cascade Premium Light.

.... hhmmmm, a little beer will put that fire out. :thumbsup:

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  • ....Time to lay this fairytale aside......
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Beer......any beer, dregs from the tap drip tray, I don't care <_<

I'll even drink my old mans home brew!!! <_<

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