Slymeat Team Kickass Donating Members 1,926 Member For: 20y 11m 17d Gender: Male Location: Albion Park, NSW Posted 23/05/04 11:26 AM Share Posted 23/05/04 11:26 AM Do I spy another law-enforcement officer amongst us? Wish I'd known at the pub after Skirmish ... would have bought you a beer mate. [I]You can save it for the next time, I won't forget. :w00t: Worked in the shire for 7 years didn't see one single hobbit though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 6m 15d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 23/05/04 11:27 AM Share Posted 23/05/04 11:27 AM You could suck a golf ball through a garden hose Ken........fair dinkum, as Scotty said, 'I can hear the suction from here!' (In sunny WA!)Shhhh, he's new and doesn't know me yet ... How did the skirmish go???? Do you still look like a psycadellic nightmare from a 60's LSD sampling party???? Mate, I feel like a Freddy Mercury look-alike at the Blue Oyster Bar ... can hardly walk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slymeat Team Kickass Donating Members 1,926 Member For: 20y 11m 17d Gender: Male Location: Albion Park, NSW Posted 23/05/04 11:54 AM Share Posted 23/05/04 11:54 AM Stopped another guy last night doing RBT. Quote" This is the second time in 5 minutes I've been tested your only picking on me because I'm driving the Volvo tonight, this is harrasment." :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XR64T Are we there yet? Donating Members 703 Member For: 21y 3m 14d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, NSW Posted 23/05/04 01:57 PM Share Posted 23/05/04 01:57 PM the dumbest thing a cop has said to me ....."you were doing 83kph, would you like to look at the radar reading" ..... sure officer, just make sure you are not a liar ..... followed by his second gem of the evening"the radar equipment is working perfectly but please note that if you want to contest the infringement in court, the procedure is written on the back of the notice" How is standard procedure dumb ? People are allowed to look at the radar reading, its standard procedure here to ask. Its also standard to tell people how they can dispute the matter if they think they've been hard done by I was booked one morning for speeding and took the opportunity to check the radar as I truly believed I was not doing the speed that they were claiming.Guess what!! The radar was showing 70kph and they were booking me for 78kph in a 60 zone. I asked the question as to why the numbers were different and they claimed that it had picked up another speeder since my infringement.I wrote a letter in to dispute the offence stating all the details and was denied the appeal and told to take it to court if I thought it was unfair. Unfortunately at the time I had just started a new job so it was impossible to take the time off and the fine was actually less than a days pay, so I just paid the fine and took it on the chin.I guess I am one of the 90% who just pay and the assumption from the authorities is that I am happy with the offence??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 8m 8d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 24/05/04 02:41 AM Share Posted 24/05/04 02:41 AM a psycadellic nightmare from a 60's LSD sampling party???? :lol: Did someone call me....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 6m 15d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 24/05/04 02:51 AM Share Posted 24/05/04 02:51 AM a psycadellic nightmare from a 60's LSD sampling party???? :lol: Did someone call me....? No Mack, it's just the voices again, ok ... back to sleep now, there you go ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixfan Flaccid Member Donating Members 2,503 Member For: 21y 7m 24d Gender: Male Location: NOONAMAH, go figure..... Posted 24/05/04 06:23 AM Share Posted 24/05/04 06:23 AM Not so much stupid, but still, amusing.Cop "how's your day going?"me "Pretty well till now..."getting pulled over and searched for driving an old car.(I got bretho'd and let go.)Cop : Driver! step behind the vehicle.....and put your hands down, you dickhead.me: O.K, just please don't shoot me.Me getting booked for going through a red light speeding with bald tyres while trying to hide a radar detector. Cops with guns out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA_Turbs Member 836 Member For: 21y 4m 25d Gender: Male Posted 24/05/04 09:06 AM Share Posted 24/05/04 09:06 AM .....and put your hands down, you dickhead.:lol: I have had nervous P-Platers get out of their car and stand spread eagled with their hands on the roof of the car. You just say:"Sorry mate, not your lucky night. Cavity searches are tomorrow night" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 6m 15d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 24/05/04 10:57 AM Share Posted 24/05/04 10:57 AM :o How many cops are there on this site? :banghead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plonky The Bionic Man - half man-half titanium Member 1,766 Member For: 21y 9m 5d Location: Dodge Scat Pack Posted 24/05/04 11:44 AM Share Posted 24/05/04 11:44 AM :o How many cops are there on this site? :banghead: Why do you ask Ken ?Would you like us to go away?Naah, not really...you love us don;t you....only because one day I might get to stroke your beard as a sign of affection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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