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What the?

I HAVE BOOKS FULL OF USELESS (sorry mean useful) INFORMATION ALL FILED AWAY IN MY HEAD SOMEWHERE - What crap do u want to know?

:spoton:

Edited by smicky
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I have a few:

Two condoms are always better then one :bowdown:

If the seas are red take the dirt road instead :gaypost:

and finally.....

If you don't want to pay for parking just jam the ticket machine with some rolled up cardboard :spoton:

Edited by RSK
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I think you'll find the analogy to be: It's like snooker; if the pink's covered by the red, go for the brown. :idunno:

Edited by ronburgundy
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That one about the window being half open being a possible hazard is one that I've taken note of.

My advise is

don't bullsh*t and face up to the consequences

dont drink or take drugs

dont try and root everything with two legs and moves whilst drunk. My mate did and now has a pig for a wife

Also confucius say " Man who put hand in pocket, not necessarilly go for hankerchief"

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Errr yeah... or if you wanna try something REALLY different, take a heap of drugs. Then you'll end up in the ground...

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