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Just dont put this one into the fence.

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"Insert all kinds of Ridicule here"

OK mate: You've become a F'n Queer!

A CBR was a man's ride

an Audi A4 ..mate, I'd hide

Scotty was a biker-lad

massive ride that man had

once his feet were on the peggs

now he's got nothing between his legs

A big fast bike, he rode it hard

now what's he got parked in his yard?

an Audi A4 shirt-lifter's car

my god this man has fallen far

riding jacket, helmet, most of his kit

sold on ebay to someone it fit

but he's kept the leather chaps

(They're black studded crotchless pants)

so at the mardi gra he can dance

Finally, he's impressed his mum

given up his obsession, she thought so dumb

he looks so good now in his car

next you'll see him in a bra

no more about tin-top drivers myopic vision

he's one now with his decisioin.

won't be long till he hears a rider's angy shout

after he cuts him off at a round-a-bout

So when you lay down to have a sleep,

contemplate this : you've become just another sheep

4 wheel's Goood two wheels Baaaad

George Orwell got it right, my little lad.

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Sixfan

Absolute gold. Going now to see if someone has changed my testosterone tablets to estrogen tablets.

Revheadrobbo

Its no sports car and I am sure it will do o to 100 in under a minute, but dam its a nice ride.

Kona

A dark tint and some black wheels is on the cards, but apart from that nothing. This is a two year car and then I will get a car that I would have dreamed about as a young pubesant teenager.

Scotty

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http://www.themotorreport.com.au/925/audi-rs5-twin-turbo-v8/

Something like this, if I can pick one up for 90 to 100 grand.

Scotty

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Anyone help with a chop. Looking for some 17 inch black wheels and a darkish tint, maybe an inch lower.

Anyone confirm that you are only allowed by lay to go two inches upo, IE comes with 15's so 17's should be all good.

Scotty

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scotty dont worry about doing things to yours just buy the other one and be done with it

but on another note after seeing yours in real life it definately needs something doing wit the excel wheels that are on it atm

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Cheers mate, undecided if I want the chrome lip or not. Bloody hard to find a wheel without it though.

Scotty

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