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this always seems to happen to me when im hungover as a dog and hanging for a greasy cure - order a mountain of maccas, sitting in drive thru for 10mins trying not to yack, sun is like a nuke going off behind your eyelids and u just want to die... pick up your order and get home and find the farkers have stuffed your order up !!!!!!!!!!! ALWAYS happens at my local maccas when im hungover and its never a good stuff up like extra food or upgraded combos, its ALWAYS missing stuff FFS !!!!! being hungover as well a few swear words is the best I can do remedying the situation rather than going back !!!!

also car dealers!! not all but the majority Ive dealt with have either ;

1.) had no clue about what they are selling and appear ultra dis-interested in everything

2.) spun so much total outright B.S u just wanna run away screaming or apply tyre iron to their faces

3.) call nonstop trying to get your business, almost to stalker level

4.) dont call at all even though your car is ready or they have a new one in that your chasing etc.

5.) this happened to me about 2 weeks back - they offer you a reasonable trade but then invent a list of problems with a massively inflated repair cost which they then proceed to subtract from your trade figure.

Im my case it came to $9,160 before labour costs hahahahaha.. I had it independantly checked and it came to like $535 worth of replacement parts + maybe $100 in labour.. f*cking lying scum !!!!!

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Geez nang, that's harsh man... $9K vs $500? :beerchug:

I hate people that get paid to be funny, and that are actually not funny at all.... David letterman springs to mind here...

He re-hashes the same old generic crap humour that is just so incredibly not funny... Maybe its because I'm not american? Even Paul is funnier than Dave...

No offence intended here, but Rove's opening comedy bit is getting worse than ever as well... Sorry rove; just not funny anymore. Love the rest of the show though...

Fuggin DIRECT DEBIT... This can be your best friend or your worst enemy... Money flying out left, right and centre... Jeez FFS, give us a break!

Rant over :rockon:

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haha yep $9k vs about $500-600 or so..

I was told ;

clutch @ $4400

master cylinder @ $1000

all discs @ $641ea = $2500

all pads @ $1200

were all totally fubarred and needed replacing hahaha... clutch and master are 100% perfect, just needed $10 of new fluid. Front discs and pads will be fubarred in like 1500kms, rears are OK IIRC.. DBA discs are like $190ea..

back on topic, dont even get me started on f*cking banks !!!!!! they earn $5 billion bucks a year in net profit, yet can only have 2 tellers working during peak times and wont open saturdays FFS...

and they wont process deposits or cash transfers on public holidays etc but if its a direct debit or repayment to them they can do it anyday 24/7 whenever..

My direct debits come out 1 day after my wages go in, which if it falls on a public holiday the debits come out but not the credits of course.. fakren annoying

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I hate people that get paid to be funny, and that are actually not funny at all.... David letterman springs to mind here...

I think you either love him or hate him.

I honestly find his sense of humor hilarious.

Watch the show every night.

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Rove has never been funny. It scares me that when celebs come to town, the best we're capable of throwing at them to do interviews is Rove and Richard Wilkins.

Getting in strife for NOT being a mind-reader gives me the sh1ts. At work or at home. I'm human and haven't mastered the Jedi mind trick, so sue me.

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Hey Ghosti,

Sometimes his stuff is very funny, but on the whole, I can't say the same. I do however have a soft spot for pauls

"butt-on-in-no-matter-who's-talking" Style...

What about people that say "aks" instead of ask... Drives me nuts...

I always laugh when people pronounce things diferently to me. (I know its a language and culture thing) But everytime someone says Yog-urt I shat myself... :stupid:

What about alarm clock tones... I could easily destroy an alarm clock with a sledgehammer. It just puts me in such a sh*t of a mood all day...

:roflmbo: Ron,

Hey, sometimes they even get kochie.... :huh: I'd have Rove or wilkins anyday!

Yeah I hate when people go off on long tangents about stuff when they assume you know what they are talking about. And then say, "ooooooh, I was talking about _________"

Uuuuurgh...

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People that throw sh1t at cars, like the douchebag I just saw on the news that chucked a block of concrete at some poor bloke in Sydney.

Did a pretty good job of wrecking the bloke's windscreen.

Charge them with attempted murder, then let's see how many people do it again...

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Woman treating you as a sex object, I do have brains you know and can hold a decent conversation.

Scotty

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