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exarsixturbo

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  • Dr. Speed
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  • Member For: 17y 4m
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Just got sent this via email so no doubt it will be doing the rounds shortly.

Apologies if it is a repost but I haven’t seen it around for years! I vaguely remember reading the story behind it yonks ago.

Pretty much says it all on the back window! Good for a giggle!

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  • Sucker
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  • Member For: 20y 7m 5d
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  • Location: Brisbane

Ignore that dribble...it's a different one

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Just one or two issues with my T

1. 12 week wait – Quoted 6 weeks

2. Resprayed bonnet, faulty paint

3. Retinted 5 windows – scratches

4. Loose steering rack

5. Exhaust rattle

6. Squealing brakes – Machined rotors

7. Sunroof rattles - still does

8. Back fire – blew off a number of inlet hoses

9. Replaced drivers side air bag assembly and wiring harness

10. Drivers door lock rattles - still does

11. Flat spots - still does

12. Overboosts - still does

13. Rough idle - still does

14. Stalls - still does

15. Notchy power delivery - still does

16. Inconsistent power delivery - still does

17. Faulty handbrake / Scraping noise – attempted to be fixed 6 times

18. Drive line clunk - still does

19. Replaced gearbox – 5th gear crunching

20. Replaced fuel pump

21. Replaced waste gate

22. Bi-passed turbo boost solenoid

23. Replaced turbo boost solenoid

24. Hydraulic lifter type noise when cold

25. Replaced turbo

26. Replaced water pump

27. Replaced driver door locking mechanism

28. Replaced brake pads – TSB on squealing premium brakes

29. Replaced broken trim while being serviced

30. Clunk on full lock – Re-adjust steering rack

31. Grumble from rear end – Diff chatter. Further inspections required

32. Engine re-flash LOTS of times

33. Air leak around the turbo somewhere

NOT HAPPY JAN :beerchug::gooff::bouncey:

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  • Member For: 16y 1m 25d
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probs just needed a decent tune :ph34r: if they had half a brain they would have kept quiet about it and just sold it and got the ss... some people.

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  • cj_ak
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what a donkey.

just sell he car and get another. Whats the point of going to the trouble of putting the sign up. One- you look loke a tool and two- obsured rear vision.

like I said, Donkey.... :beerchug:

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  • It's All In Your Mind
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  • Member For: 21y 1m 1d
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  • Location: Melbourne

I don't balme them. when ypou get a lemon with these cars, YA GET A LEMON, and if you do Ford and FPV are not exactly forthcoming, and even if they are they don't seem to have any expertise to fix major things in their dealerships so it just seems to escalate into a comedy of errors and lots of time wasting. Mine is going back on Tuesday for the 19th time in 18 months to fix the paint and some boot rust being caused by a boot leak they can't find, not for a lack of trying on their behalf.

It should be the 3 strikes rule regarding lemons. I have one parked in my driveway, nothing that would make me hang a sign on the back window, and no major mechanical problems, but lots of stupid poor build quality issues, that's what usually lets these cars down moreso than mechanicals.

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