Your Most Painful Injury

[Under-Pants]

You're poor, poor pen*s's :hiwelcome:

[tab]

I think he pushed it into your lungs Envy...could explain why you talk so much sh*t

[Dagabond]

2+2=....

[ENVY-T]

  tab said:

I think he pushed it into your lungs Envy...could explain why you talk so much sh*t

Touche' Chef boy.

[nang3]

a mate of mine was surfing down at Mullas in winter of about '97 when he bailed a big set and caught the nose of his board right in the bollocks !!!! he just thought he copped a good knackering and called it a day, 10mins later when at home and stepping into a hot shower still in his wetty as ya do, he peeled it off to see a decent amount of blood around his groin area... upon closer inspection his right ball was actually hanging out of the sack and even had sand stuck to it...

at this point hes starting to thaw out and feel the pain and beginning to freak out, understandably hahaha..

had to get his old man to drive him to hospital... while he lay across the back seat in semi-conscious pain... with his mum holding his ball within his sack ROFL mwahahahahah

f*ck that sh*t !!!!!

[Mat]

When I was about 11 or 12 I slipped on the edge of my mates pool as it was wet brick... Lots of blood on the inside of my leg and lets just say I'm very lucky to have a left nad that still functions... Still have 10cm scar on upper, inner thigh to! Embarrassing trip to the Hospital with mum!!

Nothing compares to the time I had to make a very hungover trip to see a female doctor (mid 30's who was a stunner) on a sunday morning when I damaged the fella downstairs... Blood vessels burst, bulk swelling, brusing and pain. Out of action for 2 months :( Pants come down and doctor laughes followed by an "ohh no" and then suggests I send pics to FHM or Zoo.

[nathen]

  tmac450 said:

Bulged two disks in my back, pinching a nerve in my right leg. I was reduced to needing a cane to walk, was on morphene and went to the verge of passing out in pain several times a day for several months. Ended up needing surgery.

I've shattered and dislocated my wrist, broken bones, dislocated my shoulder, but the constant searing pain of the back was by far the worst.

I have done similar.but I busted open a disc.so then it leaed out onto my siatic nerve.

pain down the back of the leg like being stabbed.constantly.night mare.operated on in jan.still recovering .

[t6xr]

Broke both arms and put a hole in my chin from falling off the basketball ring in high school. I was in pain and didnt know I broke my arms until mum picked me up at the end of the day and thought it was best to get me checked out. The worst part was it was my 16th birthday the next day.

I remember trying to sleep that nite with plaster on both arms and couldnt find a comftable position and going to the toilet and trying to wipe my arse, well that's another story!!!!

Came off my motorbike in 2001, fractured my ankle and tore skin off both legs, arms, knuckles and back. Had to go to the doctors every second day to change the bandages- that hurt.

Had time off work- bad things were:1/ the bike was 20 mins old,2/ the missus didnt know I bought a bike until she came home from work for her lunch break-not happy and 3/if I wore my safety gear I would of been o.k.

Good points:1/ it taught me a lesson,2/ all my new safety clothing was still good(sitting in a box at home)ha ha.......

In 2002, fell over at work did my back in had 3 months off work and still suffer from it ocassionly.

[richard]

Hey all, I have some injuries to add too the list.

I broke a couple of toes and tore my achilies tendon wheelstanding my cr250.(with bloody thongs on).

I broke my fibia and tibia (two bones below the knee) and my wrist doing a whip over a 120ft step up. Had to get a titanium rod and a couple of screws put in.

I cracked my sternum broke a couple of ribs and punchered my lung overjumping a freestyle ramp.

Got my middle finger caught in a drive gear. Broke my finger and seperated the tendon.

I broke my hand twice, had my ribs and nose broken in the boxing ring.

And I smashed my elbow. It swelled up like a balloon. Turned out to be septic arthrites, had to have it opperated on.

Not to mention the stitches and bruises.

They all hurt like hell.

[turbo ute79]

Badly broke my neck racing bmx. fractured c2 and c3 vertabrae and broke my atlas in 2 places. got airlifted to bris hospital and spent 2 1/2 weeks there and had 5 months off work.