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[smicky]

Roosters,

Drugs no go - GOOD! glad to hear it! Right there with ya!!

Ok - here is what we do -

Deaf - get ear muffs for the winter months and ear plugs for the summer months when swimming!

All blind members of the public get some sexy new Oakley's and free grabs at the 3R's clubs! They cant see but they do use braille after all - its only fair! squeezes squeeze!

You on the other hand... hhhhmmmm

ok - what about, colour charts so u can work out everyones sex ability, and an office back in the GC - cos I think while your physically here, your mentally still there! and a 15% pay rise 5% each year of the coming 3 yrs?

btw - remember when in neg. you need to make demands my friend! We can only do what we can do...

Edited 03/02/09 12:31 PM by smicky

[jsmith]

I WANT MINISTER FOR SPORT!!!

motor racing EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR!!!! Race tracks around every corner!!! if someone complains I will take their house and give it to rated X!!!

Female mud wrestling to become a national sport!! WOOHOO

will post more ideas as they come to me!!

[smicky]

hhhmm

1of5 let me think about this...

1,2, HELL YEAH!!!

GET GOING SON!!!

BTW - we need more Go Kart tracks, and baseball grounds as well!

Dont forget - Gambling is a sport as well! two up at every krispy kreme and McDonalds with free donuts to winners instead of the police! Two Up, its only AUSTRALIAN!!!

Edited 03/02/09 12:40 PM by smicky

[TaHa]

Smicky, Im not sure you rember when I whisperd to you at todays meeting, Blind people and Death people get free 24/7 access to the strip joints!

Yep, 1 of 5 im undergoing a new motorplex for the motorsport section, I have recived your race track plans and they look pritty good so far!

I think we might need to make it a little more difficult though, looks too easy, can I open up a strip join in the middle btw? or will the people who come to watch the races get sidetracked? Its good for business though! pay enterance fee for race track and go to the strip join and pay more! mannnnnn this is gonna be big!

Edited 03/02/09 12:44 PM by RATED X

[jsmith]

ABSOLUTELY R-X, what better way to enjoy a day at the track than to unwind infront of some lovely DD's!!

Smicky,

baseball grounds-DONE, and ALL to international standard!!!!

Kart tracks-Done and as above!!!!!

What about a replica nordelschief (sp?) in each state???

Oh, R-X, BTW, not enough passing opportunities, need a few straights in there somwhere! or at least one to fit in the pits!

Edited 03/02/09 12:48 PM by 1 of 5

[smicky]

RATED - WTF MAN?

How can I remember you whispering in my ear? I dont even remember seeing you there...

OH WAIT - IM DEAF AND BLIND!!!

(score - new Oakleys, ear muffs, ear plugs, and the best of all - squeeze squeeze for me!)

The track is missing a lonnnnngggggggggggggggggg straight!

1of5, mate - funds allocated to your department... but dont get greedy now... remember as part of the policy we lowered taxes, to 25,000 - 50,000 5%, 50,000 - 120,000 6%, and 120k+ 1% hehehe help out the smarter people! Just joking all! GST lowered to 5% and flat tax rate of 10% across all earnings, with business tax lowered to 15%...

No stupid alco take either!

Edited 03/02/09 12:54 PM by smicky

[Rootster]

  1 of 5 said:

I WANT MINISTER FOR SPORT!!!

motor racing EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR!!!! Race tracks around every corner!!! if someone complains I will take their house and give it to rated X!!!

Female mud wrestling to become a national sport!! WOOHOO

will post more ideas as they come to me!!

MR minister for sport a quick question ,why do the kiwi's need an a olympic team.All the kiwi's who can run jump or swim are already here.

[jsmith]

don't know why they bother with an olympic team honestly, they shoud all just become honorary aus citizens and try and make our olympic team (hehe, good luck to them)

edit: with exception to their cricket team!!!

Edited 03/02/09 12:54 PM by 1 of 5

[TaHa]

Exactly 1-5! nothing like just letting go at the track! and having fun! Both Ways!

Smicky I know you said we should have the meetings at a more "formal place" just incase the strippers make you forget what you was there for in the first place, I guess we COULD go have it at a diffrent place... Ill go build a new place just for meetins...

1-5 anyone complaine recetnly about race tracks n stuff? could save me some time making new plans eyy

and them kiwi's arent coming over here to try make the olymipc team, they herd that 3R's was good, who could resist not to jump and swim over here from all the way there?

Edited 03/02/09 12:57 PM by RATED X

[jsmith]

  RATED X said:

1-5 anyone complaine recetnly about race tracks n stuff?

YEP, ALL those mongrels out Oran Park way!!!

sorry mods, had to quote that one!!