Colours And Your Sex Life

[Rootster]

RED:People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack.They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable.Once the sexual spark is ignited,it may take hours to extinguish.When two reds get together,the ensuing erotica could make lady chatterly blush.Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and the weaker colours should be be aware.

YELLOW:If you tend to favour yellow,your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable.The favorite colour of HOMOSEXUALS is yellow.But don't panic-not everyone who wears yellow is queer.In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partners desires in a passive manner.You will never enjoy sex to the fullest,but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.

PINK:Persons who like pink show reluctance to mature in sexual matters:women tend to tease,to promise more than they intend to deliver.In some cases they flaunt their femininity-but because they secretlyhate men.A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink.Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts.They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one,preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead.Women whose men like pink should keep a secret nest egg.

PURPLE:Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack.Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair.Men are business-like in their approach to love making.In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.

BLACK:Black colour preferences point to black sex(not necessarily meaning black partners).These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship.They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature.They perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times.Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the colour black.

GREEN:THose who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex.Women who love green will always make love to virgins all their life.A man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way.Green lovers are gentle,but not passionate.If chosen as a mate,one will never need worry about infidelity.

ORANGE:Lovers of the colour orange lean toward sexual fantasies.The sex act is regardedas a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star.Foreplay is as important as the act of love.They whisper sweet nothings,meaningless dialogue;they feel it is their image.Orange people often do not experience orgasm-but they put on a darn good act.Men tend to pull their partners hair,and women leave red welts on the sex partners back.

BROWN:If you love brown,you're a real treasure for the right mate.Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep,sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners.Sex is a 24 hour a day thing.Where you can't say"I love you"often enough.Snuggling by the fire,walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown.They need lots of time and privacy to make love.But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.

GREY:The colour grey a preferred by the people who are indecisive.They can't get excited about anything-including colour-so they choose a noncommittal shade.Men who prefer gray look at sex as a way of relieving tension-but nothing more,nothing less.It's wham,bam thank you ma'am.Women don't make love,they have intercourse,and for one of two reasons only;to accomadate their mate,or to become pregnant.They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex is over with and done.But when teamed with another colour,the gray spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing.When gray marries another gray,the marriage is made in heaven.

BLUE:Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners,they are sinners,affectionate and sensitive to their partner's need.They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant.Men who love blue are like concert pianists,delictely ravaging their partners like they would play play a baby grand.Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest.They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression.Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking,as much as the sex act itself.IN marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate-never seeking outside interests.

WHITE.If a person is infatuated wiyh white,sex often seems filthy,These people are puritanical in nature.French kissing is obscene and to make love in the daylight is unheard of.Women who love whie will undress beneath the covers.Men will shower before and after the sex act.These people still use pet names for their genitals.

[smicky]

Dude - You got to be making this sh*t up...

How do I drive a black car, and prefer black cars at the moment, yet have a 1/4 black, 1/4 pink, 1/4 blue, and 1/4 white wardrobe. Oh and red has been creeping in there more and more recently...

Yet fav colour it blue...

Fark this - man I give up!

Edited 29/01/09 07:56 AM by smicky

[Kimberley Scott]

To much money given away in arts grants. All it produces is htis sh*te.

Scotty

[SCRIBR]

Black all the way...

[TaHa]

Red Ftw..

[Rootster]

Dude - You got to be making this sh*t up...

Fark this - man I give up!

I'm not but someone else is.thought it was pretty funny but I have to say orange is not far of the mark for me.The only thing when it said :The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star.I"m usually the only one in the play.lol cheers Nick

[Mat]

My fav colour is black, so I must like perveted, painfull sex with people not so obliging to make myself feel better as im insecure...

Killa!!

[Iconic Bionic]

BLUE:Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners,they are sinners,affectionate and sensitive to their partner's need.They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant.Men who love blue are like concert pianists,delictely ravaging their partners like they would play play a baby grand.Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest.They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression.Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking,as much as the sex act itself.IN marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate-never seeking outside interests.

Well affectionte and sensitive is definately my middle name.

I.B.

[Rootster]

Hey I.B never give a women a piano give her an up right organ.LOL cheers Nick

[Iconic Bionic]

Give the women the whole sydney symphony orchestra for all I care.

I.B.