Friday Funnies Human Geography

[Rootster]

Geography of a women >Between the the ages of 18-21 a women is like africa, half discovered,half wild,naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.Between 21-30 a women is like america,well developed and open to trade especially for cars,homes and cash.Between 31-35 she is like india , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.between 36-40 a women is like france, gently ageing but still a warm place and desirable place to visit.Between 41-50 she is like yugoslavia, lost the war,haunted by past mistakes. massive reconstruction is needed now. between 51-60, she is like russia, very wide and borders unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.Between 61-70. a women is like mongolia,with a glorious and all conquering past but,no future.After 70, they become like afghanistan.Everyone knows where it is,but no one wants to go there.Geography of a man. between 15-70 a man is like an aussie ruled by a D1CK.Cheers Nick