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Just had a top idea, which I dont think I have ever read on here!

- Tell us your childhood errors, which have been around and haunted you ever since!!!

Something silly you did that is always mentioned as a "hey remember when you?" at every family event!

Or even something you have seen your kids do, or another friends, family etc that you will make sure they never forget... part of the speech at the 21st bday maybe?

This should be funny! :roflmbo:

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me and my cousin wrapping ourself in gladwrap and then attacking the bees nest next to the house, I was stung about 10 times about 3 of them were on my face so I had a very swollen lip and eye... still bought up abot 20 years latter at every family event

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me and my sister had a bottle of coke we put in the freezer to cool it down quicker. We forgot about it and by the time we got it out it was frozen. Couldn't open it without it spraying everywhere, so I had the briliiant idea of drilling a small hole in the lid to relieve the pressure in the bottle. Needless to say once I managed to get a hole in the lid all the coke started spurting out the hole like champagne I just stood there like a stunned mullet watching frozen coke go all over the roof and the walls, my sister was the smart one and grabbed the bottle and ran outside. The local ants had a feast for the next few days. My sister always brings this up when she needs to feel superior.

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Some funny stuff there guys...

iTec... bees... ha ha I bet u were just like homer/bart as a kid like in the movie on the roof and the hammer... wernt u!

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Keep them coming, I can see this becoming a really funny topic!

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The olds went away for a few days and my brother put a can of baked beans in a pot of water on the stove to heat it up without puncturing the top of the can.......then forgot about it till we heard the can explode in the kitchen..... :idunno:

Man...you should have seen the mess.....I had no idea you could spread a can of beans ALL over every wall...and the ceiling.....looked kinda like Mr Bean's painting method you know :+1:

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  Dagabond said:
You post some really weird :pooh: smicky....

....and that's comin from me.. :omg:

Thanks Dags, I take that as a compliment - considering 'it came from you'... :stickpoke:

Well.... You cant say that the above isnt some funny stuff so far...

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there used to be a dog behind our house that was massive big and black(no clue wtf it was) it always used to bark like crazy when me and my brother wer outside playing soccer in the backyard, or even when ANYONE was outside doing anything. the back door neighbours used to have a lemon tree and one day our mum was cooking a massive lunch and she ran out of lemons, she didnt have time to go buy anymore lemons that she needed for the marinating so she asked me and my bro to go ask the neighbours if we could grab lemons from theyre tree - me and my bro being lazy decided we would just climb the fence and run get 5 lemons and climb back over quick lol, oh how wrong we were and stupid for thinking of such an idea. we climbed up jumped over bolted and grabbed some lemons then we realised the dog wasnt even there so we slowed down and grabbed the amount mum asked us to get, started walking back to climb over the fence and chucked the lemons over, then the dog came outa the blue and f*cking chased us so freaking fast I got no clue how I made it over the fence, yet my brother was slower and managed to jump on the fence and get his ass bitten so hard he needed stitches. soon as he started yelling AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOTHER :stickpoke: DOG!! my mum came out running grabbed him from the top of the fence and chucked him on the grass she ran inside and grabbed some hot water and through it over the fence while the dog was barking like a mad *beep* and the dog started crying out and me and my bro looked at each other and just got scared of our mum lol, never again did that dog bark. I felt sorry for it, my mum always brings it up on new years eve lol

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I hooked up with a bird that had given my mate a BJ earlier that night.

I drove drunk and crashed my 12 second VL Calais turbo wagon (original) into a tree. If I missed the tree either side, I would have killed people.

I knocked up a girl, resulting in an abortion.

I got in a knuckle and thought I'd killed a bloke.

I gambled away $8k in a night of drunken nonsense (at a time when I earned $26k a year).

Moral of the story - I can't handle my piss.

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