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Dirty little grubb he is, more slipery than an eel in a bucket full of snot. Bring on the carbon tax rort and kill all the wealth creators. Disgusting over dressed liar who is about 1000 miles out of his depth. What an embarrasment on the international stage

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Little Johnny is at it again.

Kevin Rudd was visiting a primary school in Tasmania.

One class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked Mr. Rudd if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘tragedy’.

So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a ‘tragedy’.

A little boy stood up and offered: ‘If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a ‘tragedy’.

‘No,’ said Rudd ‘that would be an accident.’

A little girl raised her hand: ‘If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy’.

‘I’m afraid not,’ explained Mr. Rudd ‘that’s what we would call great loss’.

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Rudd searched the room. ‘Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?’

Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand.

In a quiet voice he said: ‘If a plane carrying you and Mrs. Rudd was struck by a ‘friendly fire’

missile & blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.’

‘Fantastic!’ exclaimed Rudd . ‘That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?’

‘Well,’ says little Johnny ‘it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss and it probably wouldn’t be a f*cking accident either!’

LMFAO

Sounds like there should be a group buy for tissues here to dry the eyes of Liberal supporters. :biglaugh:

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Dirty little grubb he is, more slipery than an eel in a bucket full of snot. Bring on the carbon tax rort and kill all the wealth creators. Disgusting over dressed liar who is about 1000 miles out of his depth. What an embarrasment on the international stage

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phantomchic - again with the crack up!

I LOVE IT!!!

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Still laughing!!!

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I'd be scared smicky.. it confirms your twisted :stirthepot:

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Kevin 747 gives financial advice to Bush :huh:

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I'd be scared smicky.. it confirms your twisted :spoton:

Haha, Dam the truth is out - I admit it!!!

Being Half Lebo, Half European, and looking more like a Italian or Spanish most people say....

I guess what else could the world expect... I have no idea what the hell I'm doing half the time...

I admit I'm one twisted wack job!!!

LOOK OUT!!!

ps. its heaps of fun but..............

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Wow this is a Liberal Topic......

Geeez... Everyone is against Labour saying Rudd is gutless. Wake up! John Howard was the biggest toss bang that could not stand up for the country.

Im not saying Rudd is all that.. but give the man a go. He actually making changes to save this beautiful country. Well all have to wait and see if he delivers.

Just be lucky Brendan Nelson is not PM. We would be like the Americas having Bush.

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Just be lucky Brendan Nelson is not PM. We would be like the Americas having Bush.

To be honest with you, I voted for johnny.. but if I had to vote for rudd or Nelson then I would have voted for rudd

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Wow this is a Liberal Topic......

Geeez... Everyone is against Labour saying Rudd is gutless. Wake up! John Howard was the biggest toss bang that could not stand up for the country.

Im not saying Rudd is all that.. but give the man a go. He actually making changes to save this beautiful country. Well all have to wait and see if he delivers.

Just be lucky Brendan Nelson is not PM. We would be like the Americas having Bush.

Dorko

:pirate2: You can't be serious.

What are you basing your comments on with JH? Rudd's policies mirror those of JH, and as it turns out, the differences were lies.

What exactly is he doing to save the country? Signing the agreement that Howard actualy developed? Or is it the committing of billions of dollars in a knee jerk reaction to a problem that is unlikely to exist, simply to look like he's doing something?

So far, all Rudd has done is stay out of the country so he can't be help accountable for any real issues, and introduce a raft of new taxes as his solution to any problem he faces. Yes, we will wait to see what he deliveres, and that is likely to be :pooh:

Nelson is no longer an issue!

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John Howard was the biggest toss bang that could not stand up for the country.

In what way? Heard many things said about little Johnny but never anything along those lines! :pirate2:

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