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I agree, there are dickheads driving everything.

What I love doing to idiots is the flowing, that's if they are soo pathetic that you don't even bother racing.

Stop next to them, look at them until they look at you,

Then you shake your head, close the window and look away (works best with tinted windows).

Should see the look on their face, it's like (wdf, don't I look cool in my car). I LOVE IT

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Yes, there a cockheads in every brand, but I have to admit that those in Holdens appear to be in the majority.

It makes sense, only a twit would keep going back and buying the most recalled, most unreliable, worst built cars in Australia :blink:

I have four words to proove that cockheads drive Commodores:

Skaike

Morris

Rick Kelly

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...and your best mate Paul Morris :blink:

I agree, there are dickheads driving everything.

What I love doing to idiots is the flowing, that's if they are soo pathetic that you don't even bother racing.

Stop next to them, look at them until they look at you,

Then you shake your head, close the window and look away (works best with tinted windows).

Should see the look on their face, it's like (wdf, don't I look cool in my car). I LOVE IT

Pointing and laughing has the same effect. Often results in them getting furious and then stalling when the light goes green. :spoton:

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The majority of d!ckwits drive Holdens because there are more Holdens on the road lol.

I work on the roads and anyone in a performance car is in that category, 40k zone seems to mean go sideways at 90??? Including Fords

But I have noticed more genuine bogans drive Holdens while slightly more sophisticated bogans drive Fords lol

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I've also found the better/newer the Expensive Daewoo wa*ker's car is, the less Expensive Daewoo driver like/more realistic and rational the said driver is ie: that bloke who had the twin-huffed SS who was intrigued by the boss’s car, where’s the person with the Supercharged VY S Pac would go “get a Expensive Daewoo HAHA!” before throwing a fully sick single pegger up the road, only to be flogged later when he tried to drag a stock N/A BA XT off the lights. :peacehippie:

Cheers Kael.

well spotted. its simple really, these peanuts have very small brains, and hence sh*t jobs and no money....roll on old sh*tbox holdens accessorised with crap bought from super cheap auto while proudly sporting an HRT jacket. The blokes are usually skinny and the women heffers, the kids will often be ratstailed.

what a larf :bum:

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is that's right???

Well I guess I'll be a w*nker in a couple of weeks then when mine comes out of the panel shop....

:laughing:

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