Blonk Iconoclast Donating Members 4,330 Member For: 20y 3m 14d Gender: Male Location: CH Posted 18/08/08 06:39 AM Share Posted 18/08/08 06:39 AM See if someone can get a photo of his face..Before you hose him and after would be good!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twisty1 Member 65 Member For: 16y 4m 22d Posted 19/08/08 01:34 AM Share Posted 19/08/08 01:34 AM Haha get some pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisty Member 182 Member For: 17y 7m 10d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 19/08/08 03:05 AM Share Posted 19/08/08 03:05 AM Hmmmm Twisty1... I like your username... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukus Member 27 Member For: 16y 4m 28d Posted 24/08/08 12:03 AM Share Posted 24/08/08 12:03 AM OK simular story except I'm one step ahead of u.Me and my mate both started off with cars with identical 0-100 times about 8 seconds, I'm only going to mention that his car was a a brand new 2006 2.0 sub lib (which his parent brought him) I had an EL Fairmont, my main problem was traction as I didnt have lsd, so he just took it upon himself to proclaim his car faster. After a while I got sick of the car and sold it and picked up a VX S Manual, which kanned his subaru no dramas....just so happens a week later his car "accidently" rolled itself on a straight road hmmm. so he got the insurance payout a month later his upgraded to the 3.0 version which 0-100 does about a 6.9 and like I think paul said I GOT EVERY SINGLE F*&$*ING STAT you could get "its got all wheel drive", "it feels twice as fast as my last car", "180kws", pretty much "It'd have your car on toast!", both of us being on our P's he liked to exentuate the fact that "Its the fastest legal car you can drive on your P's la la la". or so he thought untill I secretly found a loop hole in the rules. So after a while I got sick of the S pac and sold it, saved up for a while and bought an XR6T. So I got talking to him again over the net one day and I let slip that I had a new car. Imeddiatly he was interested "what is it?" I just said "an xr6" and he goes "oh k yeh nice blah blah blah" and then started his rant about how he draged some v8 Late model camira and blew him off the road, and I just politely congratulated him. Then he wants to see a picture of it so I send him a pic of an XR6 off the net. His like "oh yeh looks alright done a few k's (150000)"Any way a few days later were talking on the phone and his like "oh yeh hows the new car going, pretty quick is it?" I said "oh yeh she goes alright" his like "ha ha oh yeh, next time I'm up I'll take you for a drive and show you quick" I said "that would be awesome cant wait mate". anyway a few weeks later I was down in Melbourne and he took me for a drive in his car and I acted all impressed, "Bloody hell that hammers mate you'd have my car on toast" his like "Take us for a drive in your car" (btw I had already removed the turbo badge to avoid cops- so he coudnt tell it was a T) I just acted all kool about it "oh nah its just like every other XR6 mate" he wouldnt let up so I said "oh k, we'll just go for a quite spin around the block" (trying to hold back a sheepish grin) so we pull out and putt around the first few corners and then as soon as we hit the open road I plant it and his like "F*%KInG HELL.....this things fast as" I just looked across at him and added "well it is turbo'd" THE LOOK ON HIS FACE= PRICELESS!!!!! "I thought u said it was an xr6"And as though it was on que this started "ohhh u shouldnt of got the turbo version, blows head gaskets left right and centre, all my dads friends have blown like 6 head gaskets each" blah blah blahI've searched all over the net I cant find anything about them blowing head gaskets at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniqsouljah Member 113 Member For: 16y 4m 7d Gender: Male Location: caroline springs, melb Posted 30/09/08 12:38 AM Share Posted 30/09/08 12:38 AM lol both your story and the o.p story made me laugh. f*ck thatd be funny as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plick787 Member 25 Member For: 16y 3m 30d Posted 06/10/08 11:27 AM Share Posted 06/10/08 11:27 AM Damn good stories. People are too much talk sometimes and I guess need to be put in their places. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulrozza Member 9 Member For: 17y 4m 15d Posted 12/10/08 12:59 AM Author Share Posted 12/10/08 12:59 AM Classic, I knew there was no way I was the only one in this boat!!!Just a little update. After finally getting called to pick up the F6-310, I called my mate and let him know the good news. He said he was going to be over my way, so could he drop into the dealership as I picked it up. I said no probs, come on over.So I'm getting the grand tour of my new beast, and about half way through my mate turns up, looking more than a little glum. His first comment...'It's only a six!' to which I reply 'How many Kw's you got big fella?' and I get a sheepish '290' :-)I'm thinking this is a prime opportunity to take the piss out of him for real. I'm standing at the front passenger side whilst Grant from Alto is in the drivers seat running me through a few of the features. My mates standing over by the drivers door looking over Grants shoulder. I looked at the inside running board and notice the 'Ford Performance Vehicle' in black and politely ask my mate..."Hey? Is there a silver panel on the running board there that says "Ford Performance Vehicle?" Without skipping a beat he replies "Yeah man, for sure...there's one here alright!" After about five seconds he realised I was taking the piss as obviously his XR8 is NOT an FPV.I can only wish I'd had a camera in my hand as he looked up, funny as f#$$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qik1 Silver Donating Members 2,720 Member For: 16y 7m 30d Gender: Male Location: Loitering in SEQ Posted 12/10/08 04:57 AM Share Posted 12/10/08 04:57 AM that's what we deserved. nothing sweeter than I told you so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xr6turboman Donating Members 588 Member For: 16y 8m 28d Gender: Male Location: New Zealand, Palmerston North Posted 13/10/08 01:59 AM Share Posted 13/10/08 01:59 AM lol its only a 6 ... little did he no llololol good job if I was ever to buy an 8 it would only be a fpv lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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