Stupid Behaviour On The Road

[xr6tunv]

Used to with a guy who had a old pulsar or something and we put his washer jets to the side and pulled up next to pedestrians or cars with windows open at lights and squirt them. that's all I got I think.

[tab]

My first car was a spazda 626 - would backfire on demand. Cutting laps and scaring the f*ck out of unsuspecting pedestrians was always loads of fun.

Wiring up the horn to the indicators on my mates car would have been the funniest thing I've ever been involved with...almost peed a little bit just thinking about it

[mercuryturbo]

How bout setting the ignition timing on an old XB while idling in traffic with the car still running in gear, my idiot mate with his head under the bonnet playing with the dizzy & me in the pasenger seat, right foot covering the brake so we didnt rear end anyone.

And 3 p1ssed idiots in the back & trailer full of dirt bikes.

Dunno if id do it nowdays

[ravenhard]

my biggest laugh and the stupidest thing to do is the good old drive into a puddle of water near a gutter to spalsh unsuspecting pedestrians. Always cracks me up when I do it and the bigger the splash the better. And ofcourse if its done to a female in white or a metrosexual guy all dolled up you get bonus points.....

Its stupid to do cause you never know how big of a pothole you are driving into, so this is best done in the work ute

[smicky]

As long as nothing blatantly illegal is mentioned the thread will stay open.

traffic lights is a good one, when stopped at traffic lights with a car full of people and even one jumps out and changes seats before the lights go green again

Going around and around and around a roundabout till someone feels sick and calls uncle, dont do this one in your own car.

Following the 'guide lines' from above... I wont get into to much detail...

Set the picture... Brother ran away OS with his GF to get married, told a few people and well work got out as it does... Before they came back pranks were all setup!

Something really funny my sister in laws couz did to there car (unaware of the problems which follow)...Tipped confettie (or however u spell it) into the airconditioner... With the fan set to high...

Jump in the car to start it and pop... face full of confettie...

Also used to work with a chic that would cover and stick tape peoples number plates with bits of paper with some sort of smart word... "BITCH, ARSES, IMHOT, LOVEME" sh*t like that... at the end of the day when you dead tied and just want to get home, last thing u do is walk to the front (or back if reversed parked) to check your number plate over... Most people would ended up driving all the way home and sometimes back the next day without any idea!

then all the little things... jumping out at lights and swtiching mates lights on, wipers, opening their boot or bonnet...

heap and heaps of others... but I think ill leave it there...

As for silly things in the car... while driving... well... not sure this is the place to comment...

[Philbrick123]

when I got my first car me and mates would take turns in getting in the boot and driving along the coast and when the person (in the boot) saw a oldise person we would stick our hands out of the boot and screem mum or dad! it was a laugh we we where kids

[neo]

if you have fuel to burn follow someone around and after a while they freak out. the good thing is my car looks like an undercover police car and if I am heading the same way as someone after a while they start to freak out.

[ms700]

We used to jack people's cars up, and put bricks under the diffs, so when they went to drive off, nothing! haha happened to my dad when he just changed his clutch, pisser!

Usually on our way to a night out on the turps, everytime the car comes to a complete halt, we run out the front of the car and rock off for the front seat.

[XRPete]

Done that one before too ms700. We did it so the wheels were just touching, so'd they smoke up a bit.

Another one the boys at work did. Had a little dyna truck at lights with a mates land cruiser ute behind. Pushed the bullbar up against the truck. the other bloke throws the dyna in revesre and give eachother a little push. we got some good looks from fellow road users.

Last one. Next time your with ya mates grab a huge zip tie. And when your on ya own wrap it around there tailshaft making sure it will hit the body or something under there making a ticking noise when driving. When they leave get in the car with them and have a GOOD LAUGH AT THEIR EXPENSE!!!

[jsmith]

There used to be a Volvo that parked out the front of my work. Mongrel would take up 2 parking spots EVERYDAY and despite repeated times where we asked him to park normally he refused. Over the course of months his car was moved with a trolley jack, variously up or down slightly to create a parking spot, across the street, up or down a few parking spots, once we even moved it into the next street. This idiot never got the picture, until one very hot day we jacked the rear of the car up and literally emptied a tube of sikaflex under the rear tyres. When he came to drive off, car went nowhere until it actually broke the bitumen away.

Never saw him again for some reason.