What Does Your Pet/s Do That Makes You Wont To Kill Them.

[XRPete]

I have 2 shepards. One male and one female. Mine will drop the ball at your feet then run a back a few metres and get in her attack position( I call it) Lying on her stomach with her front paws towards the ball. And bark like mad til ya kick or throw it.

Its funny when my males feeling a bit horny, he will jump on her back and try to score(Hasn't been succesful yet) while she is waiting for me to kick the ball. The female is amazing cause she stay 100% focused on the ball til its kicked. then she's off

[Guest]

just joking - I love 'em to death but there's a thousand stories and reasons why I should have shot the bastards years ago. Last episide cost me $1500 when they decided to start playing with an Arabian show pony which of course ended in a minor disaster.

Doberman/Staffy X brothers, been up to all sorts of mischief since the day they were born but now 12 years old and still going strong

[Ghosti]

Last episide cost me $1500 when they...

Damn, that's bad.

But a friend of mine has paid $14,000 (yes fourteen grand) in medical expense to date, on his 1.5 year old Chow.

2 full titanium hip reconstructions, some surgery to it's eye and another bone related surgery on the front leg...

Craaaaazy.

He doesn't even think it's that big of a deal but most people he tells go into convulsions of disbelief.

Edited 23/07/08 01:38 PM by Ghosti

[Guest]

I would've spent that over past 12 years too but at least it was spread out a bit.

The latest bill was unfortunately for damage to the horse and I'm not completely certain it was my two boys that did it either but needed to keep the peace so I settled the vet's account

[nang3]

we've got a M and F staffy, both 2 years old and they do some weird ass sh*t sometimes..

our F loves to eat turds and then burp and fart plenty - they hit from the next room and f*ck me dead if its not the worst smell on the planet !

shes a funny lil fooker and anytime you put a new collar or jumper or a bucket on her head she will freeze in exactly whatever position she was in when you started, even halfway to standing whatever.. like for an hour if we leave her but we never leave her that long.. she snorts like a pig when she goes hyper and trots sideways like a little pig too haha..

our M is a champ, relaxed and gets embarrassed when he slips or stacks it etc .. he spends hours licking the tiles and grout and attacking his own shadow on the tile and tries to jump to the ceiling when a knife or something glints up there..

when they were younger they used to eat the plaster off the walls, chew limestone blocks and basically eat anything around...

once one of their 8" leather collars went missing only to turn up intact a few days later with a ball of turd stuck either end like a dumbell !!!! f*ck knows how that got thru hahah.. we've also found approx 1.5m long strip of that plastic masking tape stuff, all sh*tty and obviously been thru a long internal journey !! must have taken hours to get that f*cker out haha

apart from that they arnet bad, except when they launch onto the bed at 3am, or chew ethernet cables etc........ still, wouldnt trade them for the world !!

[wicksy]

sh*t in the shower, our little kitten does it, little bastard, or when we look away from our food they friggin eat it

[nang3]

f*ck standin on that at 5am when tryin to get ready for work and half asleep haha

[Ralph Wiggum]

sh*t in the shower, our little kitten does it, little bastard, or when we look away from our food they friggin eat it

You realise how sick that can make you don't you....??

[R-SPEC]

My financee was getting the carseat out of the back of my car the other night, and she must have left the back door open for some time before closing it. I wake up in the morning and before she left for work she goes 'I think RockStar was in your car last night, he ran out when I opened the door to get my bag.'

I get out to my car later that morning and open the door and take a seat, and my butt gets a bit wet. Yes, I sat in cat piss.

Fuming, I had to change my jeans and my new shirt I had only just ironed and once I was done mopping up the car piss off the leather seats and spraying deodoriser through the car I got back in and off I went. I backed out the drive and notice some marks inside the front window. He had rubbed his scent everywhere, so I drove back and newspapered the glass (can't stand a dirty windscreen).

Then I'm driving along to get my and my little girl some Subway for lunch, and I look over at the area where the passenger airbag is and I notice a small hole the size of a cat's tooth. 'Fiddle dee dee.' I said, 'That must have been Rocky trying to bite his way out of my car .'

Then when I got my daughter out of the car I noticed that he had made a rather large scratch on the inside of the passenger door where he must have slipped off the window sill he was balancing on...

Godda love those cats huh... If he wasn't so cute in his tuxedo and white shoes I would have strangled him!