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Kimberley Scott

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I'll fix your Jack and Jill.

Pay for the bill

Put the hard word on.

Ask for sex bluntly

It's not worth a brass razoo.

Not even worth a penny.

Happy as a dog in a hub cap factory.

We're in the middle of bloody woop-woop.

Ya bloods worth bottling!

Don't come the raw prawn with me mate!

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Why don't you get a cow's C*** on your head and have a bull F*** some sense into you

it fits like one dog into another one.

right now your affirming my inherent fear of strangers

no, I can't do that, my powers can only be used for good.

don't use force, get a bigger hammer

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One for the Sydney boys ... "She's got a Gosford skirt on, it's just below the entrance"

Getting nowhere at work ... "I've been running around like a headless chook!"

"There a bees dick difference in that ..."

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