Your Favourite Sayings

[tab]

and a mate at work I named Milo ??? because he aint quik

Nice Got about 20 workmates I can use that on.

Is up there with Showbag.

[Fat-Tony]

either they are the same person, or they drink the same p00fters mouthwash.

Another classic

[Phoontastic]

How about:

Flat out like a one arm bricklayer in Baghdad

Flat out like a lizard drinking

Dry as a dead dingo's donger

As useless as tits on a bull

As useless as a one arm paper hanger

Mad as a cut snake

Mad as a meat axe

For someone who is a bit thick - The lights are on but nobody's home

[tab]

Another classic

Please don't throw peanuts at the monkeys

[Iconic Bionic]

"Off like a bag of prawns"

"If there's grass on the wicket, then your old enough to bat"

"Give me solutions, not excuses"

and sig below.

Edited 18/04/08 12:46 PM by Iconic Bionic

[saleen]

If ya ever want to upset a bunch of 6 cylinder coloured taxi driving frocks with their knickers on too tight who use old sayings and palm them off as 'their mate did this', 'their mate said that' bullsh1t, just copy paste this.

[nang3]

Another good one to your first one is "its like parking a bicycle in an airplane hanger"

f*cking her would be like waving ya cock around in the rain

[nang3]

"I am sorry drinkstable, I have not been c*nting"

mwahah we used to say "nah its cool drinkstable, I havent had much c*nt tonight"

[nang3]

he's got no clue about chicks, he thinks a boner is for pissing over a high fence !

shes had more pokes than a 2nd hand dartboard/more cocks than a rooster farm/more length up her than the nullabor

its high noon on my sundial

fat as a dr's wallet

sweating like a paedophile in a kindergarten

when ya pissed off at ya mrs;

if they didnt have c*nts they'd be stacked 10 high at the tip !!

cant live with them, cant kill them and cant f*ck without em

or just 'cant live with them, cant be f*cking gay!'

[our06t]

if trees had a pussy women would be extinct