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Kimberley Scott

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same mate, same night, there was about 5-6 girls sitting at a table... he walked up to the ugliest one said " you want to dance?" she said "yes" and stood up... he said "good, you wont be needing this then and grabbed her chair and sat down with the other birds"

it was cruel but p1ss funny.

Give me your bank details, I'll direct deposit some $$ for you to buy your mate a beer from me hahahaha :w00t2:

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A bloke I know used to sell car parts in brisbane. Ocasionally he would ring up and say he got real good money for something and we would just laugh and say "you thieving bastard".His come back would be "HEY, I never said I wasn't a c*nt!"

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You guys have probally heard this one before, But:

For somebody that is a big unit :

"His built like like a bricked sh*thouse!"

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when hungry " I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck "

when sweaty " I am sweatin like a rapist"

when needing a shower "smellin like an afghans loin cloth"

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