SubJimbo ŠύЂפֿĺmβø ™ Donating Members 1,216 Member For: 16y 11m Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 18/04/08 10:19 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 10:19 AM Its darker than a French Chicks Armpits!( From the Simpsons just now... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
our06t Mmmmm......BOOST Member 3,135 Member For: 17y 7m 4d Gender: Male Location: central coast Posted 18/04/08 10:20 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 10:20 AM Full as a state school ,that's my fav after a good feedand a mate at work I named Milo ??? because he aint quik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XF Falcon <put funny sh*t here> Member 3,365 Member For: 18y 23d Gender: Male Location: Perth, NOR Posted 18/04/08 10:46 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 10:46 AM same mate, same night, there was about 5-6 girls sitting at a table... he walked up to the ugliest one said " you want to dance?" she said "yes" and stood up... he said "good, you wont be needing this then and grabbed her chair and sat down with the other birds"it was cruel but p1ss funny.Give me your bank details, I'll direct deposit some $$ for you to buy your mate a beer from me hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John K Member 141 Member For: 16y 10m 22d Location: Sydney Posted 18/04/08 11:09 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 11:09 AM "She's a showbag"Explanation - looks good but turns out she is full of sh#t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TornadoJudd Donating Members 818 Member For: 18y 9m 17d Posted 18/04/08 11:12 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 11:12 AM "Theres more than one way to skin a cat, you can suck its guts out of its arse!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TornadoJudd Donating Members 818 Member For: 18y 9m 17d Posted 18/04/08 11:14 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 11:14 AM "Dam!, I thought I was good looking", my fav pick up line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsmith Donating Members 712 Member For: 17y 1m 8d Gender: Male Location: Blacktown Posted 18/04/08 11:30 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 11:30 AM A bloke I know used to sell car parts in brisbane. Ocasionally he would ring up and say he got real good money for something and we would just laugh and say "you thieving bastard".His come back would be "HEY, I never said I wasn't a c*nt!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superdan Well-Hard Bangin' Member Member 3,422 Member For: 17y 3m 12d Gender: Male Location: Perff, WA Posted 18/04/08 11:47 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 11:47 AM "I missed that like a retard misses the point!""I'm Rick James bitch!""Help, the car won't start..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubJimbo ŠύЂפֿĺmβø ™ Donating Members 1,216 Member For: 16y 11m Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 18/04/08 11:47 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 11:47 AM You guys have probally heard this one before, But:For somebody that is a big unit :"His built like like a bricked sh*thouse!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erko Donating Members 1,079 Member For: 21y 2m Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 18/04/08 11:49 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 11:49 AM when hungry " I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck "when sweaty " I am sweatin like a rapist"when needing a shower "smellin like an afghans loin cloth" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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