Fat-Tony Member 5,364 Member For: 18y 10m 6d Posted 18/04/08 07:53 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 07:53 AM "beauty is only a light switch away" I am going to use that one lollll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XF Falcon <put funny sh*t here> Member 3,365 Member For: 18y 2m 19d Gender: Male Location: Perth, NOR Posted 18/04/08 07:56 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 07:56 AM what someone says after bangin an ugly chick..."you don't have to look at the mantle piece when your poking the fire!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalxr6t Member 186 Member For: 17y 17d Gender: Male Location: riverland south aus Posted 18/04/08 08:08 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 08:08 AM for someone whos real depserate for a root"hed root anything that moves... and if it ain't movin.. he'll push it!"I prefer if it dont move poke it with a stick lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUZ580 Member 448 Member For: 18y 9m 29d Gender: Male Location: Manly - Sydney Posted 18/04/08 08:20 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 08:20 AM Toey as a roman sandal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUZ580 Member 448 Member For: 18y 9m 29d Gender: Male Location: Manly - Sydney Posted 18/04/08 08:22 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 08:22 AM Ugly person: Looks like you had a fire on your face and someone tried to put it out with a chainHungry Person: I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a low flying duckHot Chick: I'd eat a mile of her sh*t and complain if it was an inch shortUgly Chick: She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chich Damn You's A Sexy Chich Member 3,843 Member For: 16y 11m 11d Gender: Male Location: Your House Posted 18/04/08 08:54 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 08:54 AM "In Bum No Baby" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat-Tony Member 5,364 Member For: 18y 10m 6d Posted 18/04/08 09:00 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 09:00 AM "I am sorry drinkstable, I have not been c*nting" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetute Donating Members 4,553 Member For: 20y 11m 26d Gender: Male Location: brisbane Posted 18/04/08 10:09 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 10:09 AM as dry as a nuns kentas tight as a nuns kentas clean as a nuns kentI almost pissed myself at a nite club years ago... I was standing there watching the dance floor as a few mates were out dancing etc... I was drinking a pint leaning against the wall when a chick walked up to me and said "you know your trying hard to look cool but its not working" my mate that heard this replied in an instant "and your trying hard to look thin but that's not working either" she was embarressed and hurried off.... needless to say I bough my mate a beer.same mate, same night, there was about 5-6 girls sitting at a table... he walked up to the ugliest one said " you want to dance?" she said "yes" and stood up... he said "good, you wont be needing this then and grabbed her chair and sat down with the other birds"it was cruel but p1ss funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howitzer85 Member 241 Member For: 17y 11m 7d Gender: Male Location: The marsh... Posted 18/04/08 10:10 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 10:10 AM any holes a goal a bad ones just practice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chich Damn You's A Sexy Chich Member 3,843 Member For: 16y 11m 11d Gender: Male Location: Your House Posted 18/04/08 10:12 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 10:12 AM I think you should buy your mate another beer :laughrolling: pure gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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