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Kimberley Scott

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for someone whos real depserate for a root

"hed root anything that moves... and if it ain't movin.. he'll push it!"

I prefer if it dont move poke it with a stick lol

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Ugly person: Looks like you had a fire on your face and someone tried to put it out with a chain

Hungry Person: I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a low flying duck

Hot Chick: I'd eat a mile of her sh*t and complain if it was an inch short

Ugly Chick: She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

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as dry as a nuns kent

as tight as a nuns kent

as clean as a nuns kent

I almost pissed myself at a nite club years ago... I was standing there watching the dance floor as a few mates were out dancing etc... I was drinking a pint leaning against the wall when a chick walked up to me and said "you know your trying hard to look cool but its not working" my mate that heard this replied in an instant "and your trying hard to look thin but that's not working either" she was embarressed and hurried off.... needless to say I bough my mate a beer.

same mate, same night, there was about 5-6 girls sitting at a table... he walked up to the ugliest one said " you want to dance?" she said "yes" and stood up... he said "good, you wont be needing this then and grabbed her chair and sat down with the other birds"

it was cruel but p1ss funny.

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