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Kimberley Scott

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ugly sheila- 'face like a bag of smashed crabs'.

'if my dog looked like you I'd shave its ar$e and teach it to walk backwards'.

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I used to collect all the funny ones that I`ve seen:

Damn, you got down's syndrome so bad, you probably got up, left and right syndrome, too.

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people they're silly and irritating.

If that bitch had a dick sticking out of her for every dick that's been in her then she'd look like a porcupine.

Some people think I suffer from A.D.D., but they....... Oh LOOK! A Chicken!

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults.

F#$king her was like giving a whale a Tic Tac.

Sweating like a gay man holding a bag of dicks 10 miles from home.

Don’t make me drag you around on the crushed stones until your bung hole smokes. (my fav)

Should I keep going???????

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Mick

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Got a head like a bashed crab....

Lower than a sewer rat....

Harden the f*#k up princess....

and of course ....Oh crap !!!! havin a blond moment

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You dont know?

Then why dont you GOOGLE IT!

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*smile and knod* - answers: Google it!

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