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Kimberley Scott

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"Whatever blows ya hair back"

"Whatever tickles ya fanny"

Favorite is from Boondocks Saints the bartender - "Why don't you act like a tree, and get the f#@k outta here"

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incompetent person::your as useful as an ash tray on a motorbike!!

your as useless as tits on a bull.

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Common ones I use,.........

She's got a face that looks like its been on fire and been put out with a bike chain......

We're off like a bride's nightie.......

I swear if you moved that idiot's dinner plate 30cms......he'd starve to death......

Baldness and grey hair is not caused by old age.....it's caused by stress from bloody kids....

Im happier than a dog with two d*cks......

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Get F**ked.

If you had brains, you'd be dangerous.

Do you like chicken love? Taste my cock its fowl!

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2 for thw ladies

1. Get on ya back and wet up.

2. On ya back and spread em like a starfish

when the Kiwi lads at work fart we always drop the old...

I know it was you cos it smells like Sheep cum.

It's usually followed by 'shut ya face cock breath'

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