Butto Member 352 Member For: 16y 7m 9d Gender: Male Location: Kellyville, Sydney Posted 26/11/08 12:14 AM Share Posted 26/11/08 12:14 AM Happy as a paedophile at a primary schoolHis lips are so big black people be like "He got some big a$$ lips" (Eddy murphy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDIDDY Senior Member Member 159 Member For: 18y 1m 5d Gender: Male Posted 26/11/08 02:43 AM Share Posted 26/11/08 02:43 AM "That is George Michael gay". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20pounds Member 180 Member For: 16y 2m 6d Gender: Male Posted 30/12/08 02:23 PM Share Posted 30/12/08 02:23 PM Happier than a pig in sh#t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENVY-T CNUTOX Donating Members 3,098 Member For: 21y 10m 26d Gender: Male Location: Not sure? Posted 30/12/08 07:28 PM Share Posted 30/12/08 07:28 PM I used this at the lights again yesterday, and the pedestrian thought it was funny too.Lights were green for about 10 seconds and 2 horn blasts had no effect so I yelled, " What the f.u.ck are you waiting for, an invitation!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trough Lolly Member 4,349 Member For: 20y 2m 23d Gender: Male Location: Mildura Posted 30/12/08 11:24 PM Share Posted 30/12/08 11:24 PM I used this at the lights again yesterday, and the pedestrian thought it was funny too.Lights were green for about 10 seconds and 2 horn blasts had no effect so I yelled, " What the f.u.ck are you waiting for, an invitation!!"lol why is it when I imagine you doing it, it seems so realistic??oh that's right... Ive seen u do it MANY times lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandonn Donating Members 2,304 Member For: 16y 2m 16d Gender: Male Location: port hedland Posted 31/12/08 12:12 AM Share Posted 31/12/08 12:12 AM thatss heappz sick eh. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molloy Member 216 Member For: 16y 9m 12d Gender: Male Location: Taree Posted 19/01/09 10:18 PM Share Posted 19/01/09 10:18 PM im sweating like a pedifile at a wiggles concert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exarsixturbo Dr. Speed Member 784 Member For: 17y 4m 1d Gender: Male Location: The land of Politicians, Public Servants, Porno & Pyrotechnics Posted 19/01/09 10:49 PM Share Posted 19/01/09 10:49 PM Love that one too!Variations:Sweating like a rapistSweating like a pedophile at a school fete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBOSS Faster than any BTA,XTC,Autotech, Nizpro and Tunehouse car Member 3,918 Member For: 21y 5m 9d Location: D SHIRE! Posted 19/01/09 11:02 PM Share Posted 19/01/09 11:02 PM I dont know why but im a bit fond of "YA MUM".............that's right I do know why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christoph Clark Member 47 Member For: 16y 24d Gender: Male Location: Radelaide Posted 20/01/09 02:10 AM Share Posted 20/01/09 02:10 AM (edited) "Who Shat In Your Weet-Bix" (Someone who's grumpy)"Rooster Pubes" (Redhead)"Masturbation is the most fun you can have without laughing""Tight as a Fishes Arse""Old Chook makes good soup" (MILF)"Gave her the old strawberries and Cream" (Blow on her face, then punch her in the nose)"Set like Jelly" (Prepared, ready to go) Edited 20/01/09 02:11 AM by Christoph Clark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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