Mr Man Mad Scientist Member 816 Member For: 20y 1m 15d Gender: Male Location: Vic Posted 28/10/08 11:06 PM Share Posted 28/10/08 11:06 PM Girl wearing a short Skirt"Gosford Skirt" (Just below the entrance)lol I've always called a short skirt a "greyhound" as its only an inch from the hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 8m 7d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 29/10/08 12:55 AM Share Posted 29/10/08 12:55 AM (edited) A Rebutal.Why don't ya pull ya forskin over ya head & whistle down ya pirck Edited 29/10/08 12:56 AM by Macktheknife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowfutura Enforcer Donating Members 520 Member For: 16y 3m 4d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 13/11/08 02:18 PM Share Posted 13/11/08 02:18 PM She's so skinny she has to wear a leg rope in the shower.She's so skinny, she swallowed a grain of rice and we thought she was pregnant.Q. hows ya mothers chooks.A. they turned into emu's and kicked down the dunny door.bonza, bottler, bewdy, cobber, digger, blue, skippy, yobbo, drongo,wombat, Vegimite.She's so ugly, it looks like someones done a burnout on her face.she's so ugly, she buys oil of ulan in 44 gallon drums.Your breath smells like a taxi drivers vacume cleaner.B.O.- Next time you shower, turn the water on.Have you been using that thrush flavored deoderant again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeper6T Member 356 Member For: 16y 3m 20d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 15/11/08 10:17 PM Share Posted 15/11/08 10:17 PM Couple of ones that always bring the road rage out:It's the pedal on the right no matter what country you're in moron !!Green means go f##kstick !!General,c#ck smoker, a$$ licker, gold baby gold, muppet ( similar to pleb - someone with NFI ), skank/sl#t, dude I think I just filled the cup, f##kers f##kers f##kers, you smell like a yetti, omg you're gay ( couple from american pie that stuck ) f##k beans, and so on and so on lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiKa Donating Members 4,243 Member For: 18y 4m 23d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne, VIC Posted 15/11/08 11:22 PM Share Posted 15/11/08 11:22 PM "about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralfus90 Member 769 Member For: 16y 6m 7d Gender: Male Location: under a rock perth wa Posted 17/11/08 11:52 AM Share Posted 17/11/08 11:52 AM crawling...their theyre in the right positionlike fcuking the top of a gumboot full of porridgekinda sheila who would kickstart a vibrator and roll a tampon out of a mattress...looks like you with tits mate..on it like a fat kid on a cupcake...like stink on a monkey...like white on rice.....stands out like dog balls on a froga man who doesnt make mistakes doesnt make *beep* alldid you grow up under powerlines?your the sperm ya mum shoulda swallowed....gday fanta pants...carpet match the curtains?goes like 5hit off a shovel and sticks like 5hit to a woolly blanketlike tryin to stuff a marshmellow into a coin slot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smicky Go Pies!!! Donating Members 2,852 Member For: 16y 10m 27d Gender: Male Location: Vic Somewhere - Sometimes NSW Posted 17/11/08 12:19 PM Share Posted 17/11/08 12:19 PM in a lift in a high rise building -in a car that's auto -"G" for Get the FARK OUT OF HERE!!!'N' (Neutral) No farking idea which way!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azzman460 Azzman Member 223 Member For: 16y 5m 21d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 19/11/08 01:38 AM Share Posted 19/11/08 01:38 AM Happy as a one legged lezzo on a pogo stickHappy as a cock in a c*nt shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smicky Go Pies!!! Donating Members 2,852 Member For: 16y 10m 27d Gender: Male Location: Vic Somewhere - Sometimes NSW Posted 19/11/08 04:25 AM Share Posted 19/11/08 04:25 AM Auto -D not for drive, D FOR DRAG!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo Member 376 Member For: 16y 10m 2d Gender: Male Location: The Ville Posted 25/11/08 11:58 PM Share Posted 25/11/08 11:58 PM when you are full from diner and somone asks would some more I say sorry but im fuller then a coppers wallet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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