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"dont criticise someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes, then when you have, criticise them all you want cuz your a mile away and have their shoes"

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Girl wearing a short Skirt

"Gosford Skirt" (Just below the entrance)

Girl wearing black tights

"Mumble Pants" (See the lips moving but can't hear anything)

Girl who looks good from a distance

"Good from far but far from good"

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Something not worth being told:

"I'll add that to my book of USELESS INFORMATION"...

Something which is just a complete waste of time:

"Your such a GRONK"

Someone doing something really stupid:

"What a GRONK"

"What a Knob Jockey"

"Half a glass short of full cream dairy milk"

Getting my arse kicked at something:

"I got learned"

"I got handed" (Handed my arse on a platter)

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"BORED as a BALD BEAVER on a BRONZED BIKINI BRUNETTE BIMBO on a BED without a BOY" :crossjerk:

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In the words of Fat Boy Slim -

"Sign Says - Long Haired Freaky People... Need Not Apply!!!"

:banghead: :blush::crybaby:

Come to think of it, maybe I should have posted this in thread about the tree huggin hippies!!!

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"How so Mario? How does my personal business effect yours?"

From none other then Alfon's himself - Melbourne 1994 sometime!

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"BORED as a BALD BEAVER on a BRONZED BIKINI BRUNETTE BIMBO on a BED without a BOY" :nono:

that's bit of a toungue twister lol good one though

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Two of my favourite sayings are "I'm not negative, I'm just realistic" the other on which I'm proud of is "the glass is half empty the other half is full of sh*t" and a though provoking statement that I always use to confuse people in the middle of a conversation Im losing is "never pick you're nose while driving over a speed hump"

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Dumb fool: COCK SMOKER... (I think we all know that one)...

Stupid Driver: What sort of bullsh*t move was that Mario - Back to your kart... (normally followed by a varity of other not so polite words)...

Pissed mate: Better find you that pub with no beer bud!

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