Your Favourite Sayings

[Dillz]

To any insult someone with red hair throws at you.

"F*ck off fanta pants! "

[senna_T]

Fanta Pants!?

[R-SPEC]

'Ranga' is the best.

[bluute]

spoken by a slightly older lady of shall we say slightly loose morals after a few bevys at the pub up here at work after a particularly "dry spell" (not what you would call a looker either)

"you know what there's 6 mile of c@#k on this minesite but I cant even get 6 inches"

Edited 18/09/08 01:33 AM by bluute

[R-SPEC]

Hmmm... How many teeth does she have?

Sounds like the chick from this joke:

3 stranded fellas in the desert are about to perish from lack of food and water. Suddenty one of them notices a fish and chip shop in the distance. "Whaaat? Can't be?" Sure enough, another 2 clicks over the sand dunes and there's a fish and chip shop.

The first bloke goes inside to order some food. The first thing he notices is perhaps the most disgusting, fat, hairy, orge-looking woman on the planet. "Yeah G'day I'll have 3 chiko rolls, 6 dimmies, 12 potato cakes and 3 bags of chips thanks luv."

In a manly butch voice she says "Alright mate, at'll be $35."

"What? You've godda be kidding me!? We're stranded in the middle of the desert and you want ME to pay for this food? We've got nothing! C'mon lady!"

"Alright, if ya come out the back and make swuuuute swuuuute love to meoy, I'll gives yas the food fah nuttin'."

"f*ck NO!" He yells, and walks back outside. "Sorry fellas, can't do it. She wants me to f*ck her and I just can't, I'd rather die."

One of the other blokes, who can barely walk, says, "I ain't dyin out here fellas, I'll take one for the team." So he stumbles inside, takes this feral bush pig of a woman out the back. She strips off and lies on the table, and the smell is just awful. After throwing up a little in his mouth, the bloke grabs a chiko roll and starts going nuts. "Oh yeah do it to me baby YEAAAAH!" She's all done so he quickly throws the chiko roll out the window and they get dressed. She cooks him the food and he walks outside. The two blokes are lying on their backs enjoying the sunshine. "Here's the food fellas."

"All good mate, we just split a chiko roll!"

[kona86]

that sh*t is fuked!!!

[Guest]

[sixappeal]

[lil grey bf]

not my saying but, my favourite line is from a Rodney Dangerfield comedy act, it goes as follows:

"definition of trust is 2 cannibals performing oral sex on each other"

[3tl]

Flat as a sh*t carters hat