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Kimberley Scott

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Happy as a paedophile at a primary school

His lips are so big black people be like "He got some big a$$ lips" (Eddy murphy)

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I used this at the lights again yesterday, and the pedestrian thought it was funny too.

Lights were green for about 10 seconds and 2 horn blasts had no effect so I yelled, " What the f.u.ck are you waiting for, an invitation!!"

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I used this at the lights again yesterday, and the pedestrian thought it was funny too.

Lights were green for about 10 seconds and 2 horn blasts had no effect so I yelled, " What the f.u.ck are you waiting for, an invitation!!"

lol why is it when I imagine you doing it, it seems so realistic??

oh that's right... Ive seen u do it MANY times lol

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:clap: Love that one too!

Variations:

Sweating like a rapist

Sweating like a pedophile at a school fete

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I dont know why but im a bit fond of "YA MUM".............

that's right I do know why :clap:

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"Who Shat In Your Weet-Bix" (Someone who's grumpy)

"Rooster Pubes" (Redhead)

"Masturbation is the most fun you can have without laughing"

"Tight as a Fishes Arse"

"Old Chook makes good soup" (MILF)

"Gave her the old strawberries and Cream" (Blow on her face, then punch her in the nose)

"Set like Jelly" (Prepared, ready to go)

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