Dillz Three pedals are better then two.. Donating Members 15,637 Member For: 17y 5m 9d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 21/04/08 05:30 AM Share Posted 21/04/08 05:30 AM "bout as subtle as a kick in the nuts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 5m 29d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 21/04/08 08:12 AM Share Posted 21/04/08 08:12 AM Useful as a back pocket in a singlet.Just gotta drop off an old mate at the pool.Wouldn't be dead for quids.Definition of a big job: 3 times round the bowl & pointed at both ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 2m 16d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 21/04/08 09:27 AM Share Posted 21/04/08 09:27 AM We call my cousin - "passion fingers"Because everything he touches, he f*cks!nah , I prefer Brown Fingersobvious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 5m 29d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 21/04/08 09:56 AM Share Posted 21/04/08 09:56 AM nah , I prefer Brown FingersobviousErrrrmm..... I ain't gunna touch that one Jules.....In fact I ain't gunna touch any of 'em........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomchic Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be..... Lifetime Members 14,092 Member For: 20y 1m 23d Gender: Female Location: Noosa QLD Posted 21/04/08 12:17 PM Share Posted 21/04/08 12:17 PM one for Lumpen"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomchic Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be..... Lifetime Members 14,092 Member For: 20y 1m 23d Gender: Female Location: Noosa QLD Posted 21/04/08 12:33 PM Share Posted 21/04/08 12:33 PM not a saying but all the banter reminded me of this very aussie song .. AUSTEN TAYSHUS AUSTRALIANA LYRICSSittin' at home last Sunday mornin' me mate Boomerrang Said he was havin' a few people around for a barbie, Said he might Kookaburra or two. I said, "Sounds great, will Wallaby there?" He said "Yeah and Vegemite come too". So I said to the wife "Do you wanna Goanna?". She said "I'll go if Dingos". So I said "Wattle we do about Nulla?" He said "Nullabors me to tears, leave him at home." We got to the party about two and walked straight out the kitchen to put some booze in the fridge. And you wouldn't believe it, there's Boomer's wife Warra sittin there tryin to Platypus! Now, I don't like to speak Illawarra, but I was shocked, I mean how much can a Koala bear. So I grabbed a beer, flashed me Wangarratta and went out and joined the party. Pretty soon Ayers Rocks in and things really started jumpin'. This Indian girl, Marsu, turns up, dying to go to the toilet but she couldn't find it. I said to me mate Al, "Hey, where can Marsupial?" He said "She can go outback with the fellas, she's probably seen a cockatoo". Well just then Warra comes out of the kitchen with a few drinks for everybody. Fairdinkum, you've never seen a Coolabah maid. I grabbed a beer and said, "Thanks Warra - tah". A couple of Queensland at the party, one smellin' pretty strongly of aftershave. One of 'em sat down next to me and I turned to him and I said, "Ya know mate, Eureka Stockade!" It was a really hot day; Oscar felt like a swim. He said to Ina, "Do you want a have a dip in the Riverina?" She said "I haven't got my Kosiosko". Well Bo says, "Come in starkers, Wattle they care!" Ina says "What, without so much as a Thredbo?" Ah, Perisher thought! Has Eucumbine in yet? Well a few of the blokes decided to play some cricket. Boomer says "Why doesn't Wombat?" "Yeah, and let Tenterfield". He said I should have a bowl but I was too out of it to play cricket so I suggested a game of cards. I said to Lyptus "Wanna game of Eucalyptus?" He said "There's no point mate, Darwins everytime." Well Bill said he'd like a smoke. Nobody knew where the dope was stashed. I said "I think Merinos." But I was just spinning a bit of a yarn. Barry pulls a joint out of his pocket. Bill says "Great, Barrier Reefer, what is it mate?" "Noosa Heads of course. Me mate Adelaide 'em on me." And it was a great joint too, Blue Mountains away and his Three Sisters Well I thought I'd roll one meself, I said "Chuck us the Tally Hobart". He said "They're out on the Laun, Ceston, can you get em for us?" Burnie says "Its okay mate, she's apples, I'll get em for ya" Just then Alice Springs into action, starts to pack Billabong. And you wouldn't believe it, the bongs broken. I said "Lord Howe!" "Hay-man" somebody says "Will a Didgeridoo?" I said "Hummmmm mummmm mummmmm mummmmm maybe it'll have ta." I look in the corner and there's Bass sittin there, not getting into it, not getting out of it, I said "What, is Bass Strait or somthin?" Boomer says "As a matter a fact mate, he's a cop" I said "Ya jokin mate, a cop, I'm getting outta here, lets Goanna." She said "No way, I'm hangin round till Gum leaves. Besides, I dont wanna leave Jacardanda party on his own. Have you seen him? I think he's trying to crack on Toowoomba, he's already tried to Mount Isa And he'll definitely try to lead you Australiana!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turboboy Donating Members 284 Member For: 16y 9m 12d Gender: Male Location: Sydney 's Northern Beaches Posted 21/04/08 12:43 PM Share Posted 21/04/08 12:43 PM Stone the crows!, where do you guys get these one liners from???PC, enjoyed your little dittie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Man Mad Scientist Member 816 Member For: 19y 11m 6d Gender: Male Location: Vic Posted 21/04/08 02:53 PM Share Posted 21/04/08 02:53 PM "couldnt organise a root in a brothel" -for people who have trouble organising"I'm not here to *beep* spiders" -not here to muck around"fits just like a d1ck in a bum" -for something that's a tight squeeze"he wouldnt know if his arse was on fire" -for someone not to bright"that's better than a kick up the arse" -it could be worsethat's all I can think of now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms700 Moderating Team 10,170 Member For: 21y 9m 4d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 21/04/08 10:39 PM Share Posted 21/04/08 10:39 PM dumb as dog sh*tany hole's a goal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 2m 16d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 22/04/08 07:12 AM Share Posted 22/04/08 07:12 AM I'm so toey I could f*ck the crack of dawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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