Kimberley Scott www.australianflag.org.au Donating Members 6,763 Member For: 19y 4m 15d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 18/04/08 06:28 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 06:28 AM (edited) If something is slippery like a road after a sprinkling of rain, then I would describe it as:"Greasier than a butchers dick"Scotty Edited 18/04/08 06:28 AM by Kimberley Scott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat-Tony Member 5,364 Member For: 18y 8m 11d Posted 18/04/08 06:29 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 06:29 AM (edited) I heard this the other day, it was used to describe a part of the female anatomy. "Like throwing a sausage down a hallway"Description of someone who is obese. "More chins than a Chinese phone book" A sexual connotation made about an underage female. "That'll take a couple more footy seasons" Edited 18/04/08 06:32 AM by Fatsex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashmo Member 245 Member For: 17y 3m 15d Gender: Male Location: Rockingham, W.A Posted 18/04/08 06:34 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 06:34 AM Another good one to your first one is "its like parking a bicycle in an airplane hanger" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grudgee Every Mod's Favourite Member Member 1,496 Member For: 16y 8m 26d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 18/04/08 07:04 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 07:04 AM I came here to read words of wisdom and got all this nonsense about doodles and fannies!I personally stand by 2 sayings.."only worry about that which you can control" ; and"if nothing changes, nothing changes" Meaning, if you're not happy, or want more, don't expect it to happen. Get out there and make it happen.I'm also partial to "It's a little bit Pearl Harbor" when it's cold. (nasty nip in the air) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Large Member Member 564 Member For: 17y 9m 26d Location: Brisvegas Posted 18/04/08 07:16 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 07:16 AM Dry as a dead dingo's dongerFlat out like a lizard drinkingDry as a nuns nastyFull as a fat chicks pantiesFelix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat-Tony Member 5,364 Member For: 18y 8m 11d Posted 18/04/08 07:19 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 07:19 AM Sayings used to describe a rather ugly woman"She a face like a dropped pie" "She has a face like a half eaten pastie" "She has a face like a battered sav" "She has a face like a smashed crab" "She has a face like a half sucked twistie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XF Falcon <put funny sh*t here> Member 3,365 Member For: 18y 23d Gender: Male Location: Perth, NOR Posted 18/04/08 07:33 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 07:33 AM When its really really hot"Its as hot as a nuns c**t in here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillz Three pedals are better then two.. Donating Members 15,637 Member For: 17y 6m 6d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 18/04/08 07:40 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 07:40 AM (edited) I heard "f*ck, I'm sweatin' like a rapist" the other night.And its "Tight as a nuns *beep*" Edited 18/04/08 07:42 AM by XRTPSI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalxr6t Member 186 Member For: 16y 10m 21d Gender: Male Location: riverland south aus Posted 18/04/08 07:44 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 07:44 AM if someone is givin u lip " av ya ever been to india................... get this indayaand the one im famous for" old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher, if they dont bleed punch em in the nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Member 1,627 Member For: 17y 8m 21d Gender: Male Location: Slip Sliding Away Posted 18/04/08 07:45 AM Share Posted 18/04/08 07:45 AM When she has a bad face"A head like a kicked in tin".When the answer is yes"Does a bear sh1t in the woods?"When something is crazy"Crazy like a coconut"When I am hungry"I could eat the crotch out of a low flying duck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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