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I am the cruisiest boss in the world, I had a minion in my last job he was great, I got so much proper work done instead of getting stuck with the bulldang stuff.

 

On 5/8/2018 at 1:58 PM, arronm said:

What exactly do you do keith 

Do you mean besides:

 

Make sarcastic comments.

 

Probably have the "How to post pictures" URL in a separate browser tab, to copy paste easily into replies quickly.

 

Have the slowest build thread in the sites history :stirthepot:

 

Can somehow have the discipline to go to the gym (which most people seem to hate) but CBF'ed sorting out what sounds like a pretty mean car.

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as if I would ever make a sarcastic comment on this site :stirthepot:

 

I have the "how to post images" in my autocomplete, so I just start typing "how to" into a new tab, click down arrow, copy the text, close the new tab and then post it into the reply box on the original thread. Done in 2.5seconds flat :P

 

Definitely the slowest build thread, as it doesn't get built haha

 

the gym takes just the motivation to get there and takes up some of the resource (money) required to get the job done on the car, so it's detrimental in a way haha

 

you're an IT guy that's a fan of getting paperwork done? sounds like an oxymoron.

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Thought you were off the net for a couple of days?

 

Was thinking you'd be returning with burnout vids

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Mobile data mate. 

 

Haha I won't be doing any burnouts cos I don't wanna wreck my fresh tyres.

 

Maybe I'll record a little roll on thing when it's done ;)

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When I had apprentice or work experience guy I would pretend to get electicuted and see what they did.  Most sh*t their pants even though they had been fully trained what to do .

 

Then they had to buy a carton of beer for letting me die

 

Just can't image what you could do in IT or software development.   Maybe fake a paper cut??

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Ask them to make a configuration change in a key IT system and as soon as they hit enter, flip the main power shutoff for the entire building.

May have unintended HR consequences for you though...

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That's happened to me.  As I was at the rear of the building the IT guy forgot to tell me he was mucking with the system.  I lost tons of reporting work  and he lost to.  He doesn't talk to me anymore.  

 

One thing I have noticed is there isn't to many tough IT guys. I think IT, I think Bill Gates. 

 

This is no disrespect just an observation from the many places I have worked. 

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I didn't say I get paperwork done k31th, I said proper work.

 

Although decent documentation sure saves me from answering a bunch of questions when people aren't sure of something, so I'm happy to update it every so often.

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