arronm Dropping a turd Gold Donating Members 9,520 Member For: 17y 4m 9d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 29/03/18 05:39 AM Share Posted 29/03/18 05:39 AM 19 minutes ago, Puffwagon said: I said that to my missus yesterday and she reckoned "you can cook your own farken eggs". If I said that I would get stabbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffwagon Puff Gold Donating Members 16,180 Member For: 10y 1m 6d Gender: Male Location: South Australia Posted 29/03/18 05:41 AM Share Posted 29/03/18 05:41 AM (edited) Understandable, it's not a very polite way to talk to your wife. Edit: Even if you are joking lol Edited 29/03/18 05:42 AM by Puffwagon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arronm Dropping a turd Gold Donating Members 9,520 Member For: 17y 4m 9d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 29/03/18 05:44 AM Share Posted 29/03/18 05:44 AM I just say cook me some eggs please. And they would appear. I am lucky I get treated like a king by my wife. She is very nice. But get on the wrong side of her and she would slit your throat and then continue to do the dishes. And I am not joking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffwagon Puff Gold Donating Members 16,180 Member For: 10y 1m 6d Gender: Male Location: South Australia Posted 29/03/18 05:48 AM Share Posted 29/03/18 05:48 AM 3 minutes ago, arronm said: She is very nice. Blink twice if you need help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arronm Dropping a turd Gold Donating Members 9,520 Member For: 17y 4m 9d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 29/03/18 06:07 AM Share Posted 29/03/18 06:07 AM After a fight I sleep with one eye open. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffwagon Puff Gold Donating Members 16,180 Member For: 10y 1m 6d Gender: Male Location: South Australia Posted 29/03/18 06:14 AM Share Posted 29/03/18 06:14 AM My wife is always asleep by 10pm so I just watch netflix until after then and I'm home safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffwagon Puff Gold Donating Members 16,180 Member For: 10y 1m 6d Gender: Male Location: South Australia Posted 29/03/18 11:08 AM Share Posted 29/03/18 11:08 AM Farken hell man she's asleep now and it's 9:37pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k31th less WHY; more WOT Site Developer 29,292 Member For: 16y 10m 26d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 29/03/18 11:10 AM Share Posted 29/03/18 11:10 AM lol you poor thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAXRTUTE Gold Donating Members 2,639 Member For: 8y 10m 17d Posted 29/03/18 11:15 AM Share Posted 29/03/18 11:15 AM Almost doing as tough as you in that king single bob the builder bed 5 hours ago, Puffwagon said: My wife is always asleep by 10pm so I just watch netflix until after then and I'm home safe. Living the dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffwagon Puff Gold Donating Members 16,180 Member For: 10y 1m 6d Gender: Male Location: South Australia Posted 29/03/18 11:22 AM Share Posted 29/03/18 11:22 AM Far out, I'm getting kicked out of the bedroom cos the computer screen is too bright. Fair enough though, you gotta sleep ay. Also my kitchen ceiling fan/light just died out the arse. Fml. There is another light in there so it's ok for a while but still... thank fark it isn't still summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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