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Yellow ball and no, I saw it coming, but it came too fast for me to react fast enough to get my hands in the way. The guy who hit the ball fair clobbered it cleanly... right into my face haha. 

7 minutes ago, stubbietubbie said:

True, I'm more disgusted by k31th's continued forcing of his goomy eye upon us on a daily basis.

I'm not forcing you to look at it :) 

 

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  • WOT?
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Had the same happen to me a few a few years ago.

 

Mate had to ride my brand new bike home for me.

 

Ended up a couple of days off work and my eye in a patch for a week.

 

I did get man of the match though (free pot)

 

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22 minutes ago, Rab said:

Had the same happen to me a few a few years ago.

 

Mate had to ride my brand new bike home for me.

 

Ended up a couple of days off work and my eye in a patch for a week.

 

I did get man of the match though (free pot)

 

 

Am I wrong for wondering why you had to mention the bike? I'm guessing that point stung at least as much as copping one in the eye and you remember that so.

 

A few years back I had a hockey stick full-swing to the forehead - three/four stitches (can't remember exactly - make of that what you will) and two black eyes. All I got from the guys at work the next day was if I cried (no)/if I hit the guy back (no)/if I was knocked out (no)/and if that cut on my head was where the dick was removed (maybe).

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Yep :)

 

Re the bike - have pretty much forgotten the ball to the face, except the mate still brings up riding the bike occasionally, reminding me of the injury.

 

Fark'n hockey (high school team) - one of the opposition players was an absolute wanker one match - everyone wanted to thump him.

 

In the huddle one of my teammates (slimy high school greasy prettyboy) whispered "watch the blonde *beep* on the other team......."

 

2 mins later the "blonde *beep*" is on the ground, waiting for the ambo to come and take him to the hospital to get his ballsack stitched up.

 

I think it was the first time I'd ever seen anything so cold blooded and calculated.

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