BenDoCo I'm getten too old for this s**t Bronze Donating Members 4,509 Member For: 11y 8m 7d Gender: Male Location: A big bridge over a river in South Australia Posted 26/05/14 06:31 AM Share Posted 26/05/14 06:31 AM Not too late to jump on the plane and head over to Vic with BenDoCo BizWhen they say "Push now dear" and she grabs your arm forcing her finger nails in until they touch bone and she looks up at you with that sweet, sweet smile on her face that is covered in swet and you notice that she hasn't done a thing with her hair today and,,,,,,what's that smell? (she pooped a little) and she looks you in the eyes and says something along the lines of,"You farken did this to me you knut"you will wish you were anywhere but there...........But hey, good luckEverything will be fine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual harrassment panda I see a red door and I want to paint it black Donating Members 5,919 Member For: 15y 1m 18d Gender: Male Location: Far north queensland Posted 26/05/14 06:51 AM Share Posted 26/05/14 06:51 AM Morning all. Fly out day for me! Words can't even begin to describe just how much I'm looking forward to not having to get up at 5am tomorrow morning!Know much about West Angelas? or was Ralphie the Rio man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stripes. All stock bar the k&n panel filter Silver Donating Members 8,061 Member For: 12y 9m Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 26/05/14 07:11 AM Share Posted 26/05/14 07:11 AM Not me sorry mate. Think it might have been Ralph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkets is Drunk? Too heavy needs boost Member 5,929 Member For: 11y 4m 8d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 26/05/14 07:45 AM Share Posted 26/05/14 07:45 AM BizWhen they say "Push now dear" and she grabs your arm forcing her finger nails in until they touch bone and she looks up at you with that sweet, sweet smile on her face that is covered in swet and you notice that she hasn't done a thing with her hair today and,,,,,,what's that smell? (she pooped a little) and she looks you in the eyes and says something along the lines of,"You farken did this to me you knut"you will wish you were anywhere but there...........But hey, good luckEverything will be fine.yea cheers mate. Em had a laugh. Might have to go to the pub after I drop her off:D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Lifetime Members 19,323 Member For: 19y 2m 20d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 26/05/14 07:56 AM Share Posted 26/05/14 07:56 AM Know much about West Angelas? or was Ralphie the Rio manI work for Rio but with choo choo trains, not spades and wheel barrows, got a few mates at West Ang tho, wadyawannaknow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never had any say Panda I <3 Floods Silver Donating Members 11,198 Member For: 13y 4m 13d Gender: Male Location: South West QLD Posted 26/05/14 08:47 AM Share Posted 26/05/14 08:47 AM I have decided that lately I am becoming a sucker for punishment..Almost like I've had an epiphany that I need to actually start being productive and justifying my existence in a company that has paid me quite well to be quite slack for quite some time..Maybe this has something to do with an upcoming merger and the amount of housekeeping (firings) going on in the past few weeks..So this has led to me feeling a bit down.. Tired.. Worn out.. I'm no stranger to long hours.. But long hours spent sitting on a bullbar telling someone else how to do his job properly are a whole lot different to long hours spent crunching numbers and trying to do something a bit different to the next bloke..So this led to me downloading an app for my phone that apparently tells me how well I slept.. Enter my hyper-competitive side. The guy who hates to lose a company golf game.. Who tries to set the best time home from remote sites using dirt tracks through peoples properties (with permission).. Who thinks the size of a meal ordered at a company dinner is directly related to manliness...I now wake up in the morning.. Check my sleep efficiency and time spent in REM stage of sleep and think 'f*ck yeah.. Way better than last night'.. Now I find myself comparing scores with blokes at work to see who slept the best.. Or the worst because either is a claim to fame.. I swear in this company we are lucky that there is only 1 urinal.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenDoCo I'm getten too old for this s**t Bronze Donating Members 4,509 Member For: 11y 8m 7d Gender: Male Location: A big bridge over a river in South Australia Posted 26/05/14 08:54 AM Share Posted 26/05/14 08:54 AM Next you'll be helping them with their golf swing...Hang onThat's a good idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never had any say Panda I <3 Floods Silver Donating Members 11,198 Member For: 13y 4m 13d Gender: Male Location: South West QLD Posted 26/05/14 08:56 AM Share Posted 26/05/14 08:56 AM Nah.. Golf keeps me drinking free.. I encourage the other fellas to practice.. In saying that I conveniently avoid the group with the company owners.. They play way too much golf.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual harrassment panda I see a red door and I want to paint it black Donating Members 5,919 Member For: 15y 1m 18d Gender: Male Location: Far north queensland Posted 26/05/14 12:17 PM Share Posted 26/05/14 12:17 PM I work for Rio but with choo choo trains, not spades and wheel barrows, got a few mates at West Ang though, wadyawannaknow?Basically the condition of the main bits of fixed plant and competency of the clean shirts. There is a job going there doing the stuff I did in my last job and I am just seeing if it's worth me going through the application process. sent from phone via idags4lyf free app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Lifetime Members 19,323 Member For: 19y 2m 20d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 26/05/14 12:26 PM Share Posted 26/05/14 12:26 PM I'll have a chat with WA guys I sit with and let you know 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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