Jump to content

The Off Topic Thread.


KEN 24T

Recommended Posts

  • Moderating Team
  • Member For: 21y 11m 20d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Sydney

looks goood now

just wondering what happens in 5 or so years time, when that machine goes kaput, and they dont make them anymore...

will look superb with a empty space in ya kitchen

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Donating Members
  • Member For: 16y 10m 12d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Brisbane

^^^^ dont work nightshifts im assuming?

Sometimes but usually rely on coke and then when that wears off I take a nap.

Sadly enough, until I got a government job I never needed coffee.. Now I can't function without a piping hot coffee or five at the start of the day.. Then there is the glorious poo that like clockwork comes after coffee number two..

I know what you mean, everyone in here is a coffee addict. One person even has their own personal coffee machine with warnings written all over it, something about witchcraft if you touch it or something. Her team is weird though, one guy doesn't wash his hands after taking a dump, and he knows I know.

If it tastes like crap your doing it wrong

Clearly, recommendations?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Donating Members
  • Member For: 15y 2d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Christchurch, New Zealand

Those things do make some nice coffee. Ive got my grinder and maker, pity everytime I buy one at a shop it just seems average now. Takes time to get settings right to make a good coffee though. I manage to control myself and have no more than 2 a day.

Even managed to get bean machine at work but its still no match.

And SDP I know what ya mean about that clockwork, its quite handy for timing a poo during the day.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • loitering with intent
  • Lifetime Members
  • Member For: 21y 5m 1d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Zombie Birdhouse

Funny quote from Jack the Insider of the Australian describing a fellow journo as being in an

"advanced state of refreshment"

http://blogs.theaustralian.news.com.au/jacktheinsider/index.php/theaustralian/comments/jacks_insiders_guide_to_the_budget/

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • I see a red door and I want to paint it black
  • Donating Members
  • Member For: 15y 2m 25d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Far north queensland

Fkn oath.

Just get a red paint pen SHP. Go round and put a cross on everything that needs to go and let some other sucker do it for you after it's no longer your problem.

I'm the only one in the office or else I would

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
  • Create New...
'