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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

have done that sooooooooooooooo many time with Dag's tumblr page! Have removed the work WIFI connection from my phone to avoid

haha

you wank at work

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Have threatened the boss...just after I realised he's lined up 4.5 hours solid of bloody interviews.

I should have just shortlisted two people instead.

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Jesus.. My longest job interview was 20.. That was for the gumbyment..

My one for the current job was about 3 minutes.. And mostly involved discussing what phone/computer combo I would prefer..

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5 is usually enough for me, rarely is your first impression changed after that.

One of the old french cnts that I did some of my apprenticeship under used to interview people by getting them to fry an egg...whilst abusing them and telling the to hurry the fck up. It was a surprisingly effective method.

Might be able to adapt that methodology to an accountant. You've got 5 minutes to do a payroll tax return. k go. No you idiot, not apprentice wages. That's workcover. What about the UTI, don't you know what date it is

Yeah that'd be full of awesome.

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Haha one of my old bosses got in sh*t because he wanted staff who weren't likely to flit off somewhere after a couple months.

First question - do you have a mortgage

Second question - do you have kids

Third question - do you smoke..

Answering yes to question number three guaranteed you wouldn't be employed..

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