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  • Tampon inserted, Auto Acquired, next purchase a new handbag
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Also saw this, fuktard forgot to pay and caused like a 15 car que. so some guy lifted the bar on the "in" side. Then when a car came in, it flipped backwards and just missed said fuktards car by about 3"

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Yikes..

So my 'replacement' turned up today.. Taking him cross country around the west showing him all the job sites he needs to be at..

First mistake he made: Believing the boss when he told him St George was the 'Sprawling Metropolis of the west'... He actually couldn't believe it doesn't even have a maccas or KFC..

Second mistake: Making assumptions.. We told him we'd charter a private plane to get him out here and meet him on the Tarmac.. He assumed big plane.. He got to ride shotgun in a Cessna 150.. He assumed Tarmac.. He got a farmers paddock..

Also Henz.. You got Benny down there at the moment? I've just met his 4 cousins.. All concrete labourers and all with wild 'one up on the other guy' stories.

After your stories I turned the topic to Krusty Demons, only one of them has ridden with them while they practiced, another one was meant to join them but he was testing bikes for motogp and stacked it at 300+kmh so his missus won't let him ride anymore..

Should also mention the guy who has practiced with the demons.. Well he's actually big enough to break the plastic shoes we use to hold the mesh off the subgrade.. Ive seen some big guys step on those things and they've never broken..

I really wanna see him do a flip on a motor bike..

How dafuq do you work with this?

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  • FREAKY
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What'd they do freaky?

dont want to say too much in case someone from anz is on here. lol.

I dont want anyone to lose the ongoing contract.

Declined him from his 3rd round of mods

lolollol

becausecantbeatet

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A thurple ba beat him

Even worse than ET

lol

that hurts

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  • blind leading the blind
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Just washed out rc car air filters with petrol in the garage. stunk the whole house out - now the missus is sick :oops:

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  • blind leading the blind
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  • Member For: 16y 5m 9d
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haha id say is your missus preggerz to freaky but we all know the answer to that

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