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  • I see a red door and I want to paint it black
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that would be me lol, three flights - four airports. still quicker to get home than when I was working in WA

SDP - 2nd week of my apprenticeship I caught the radius on a loco tyre with a 4lb gympie, split both lips and smashed my 2 top front teeth. Wiped it off with a rag and kept going . . . . until the 4th year came over and said "I seen that ya dikkhead". Didn't want to lose the job. Teeth were caps from an old injury so it didn't hurt too much.

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  • I see a red door and I want to paint it black
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"if your gunna be dumb you'd better be tuff"

I'm no tough guy, I still look the other way for blood tests, damn needles

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Haha nice effort SHP.. I couldn't do that..

Yeah Shy we are pushing the boundaries for work at heights without ropes and harness.. Culvert is 3.3m high.. The argument is we are working on the slopes.. Ol mate smashed his face up good.. The joy of wearing fly nets on hard lids, ya can hide a bleeding face. Without making a joke of it I reckon considering he basically stepped off it backwards if his face/chin didn't catch the top on the way down he would've broken an ankle or two..

The extents we go to, to dodge a safety report and all the follow up paperwork.

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  • Tampon inserted, Auto Acquired, next purchase a new handbag
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These story's are my every day.

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Good work on the microwave P@man.

Have done similar myself with scissors and pens, it's a fcking discrace how under-resourced they are.

But yeah still WTFing over the two slices. :rolleyes:

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