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  • Thooperrrrrrr
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The best, or worst part about all that Pat is the fact that you spent a day on it over the weekend making it look nice.

Not sure whether to laugh loudly, or just to myself quietly

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  • loitering with intent
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Gotta love it when you hold on long enough to make it home and then you take the sh*t you block up the toilet and you leave it for the wife to unblock it for you, my missus loves it :hang:

A lambasting with the dunny brush to break it up into nice bowl friendly chunks ftw

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  • Turboless
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Lol the model chick I spoke of the other day. Few yrs ago me and my who now has the fiance, we were going clubbing flat out most weekends. Ended up one night with that chick and we went back to her joint. Only time I've passed out from alcohol, got in the door hit the pillow and I was gone..

Next thing I remember is sitting out the front of hers with my mate ripping a massive fart hahaha. Then we went and legged it to Texas hamburgers. Along the way I'm walking retarded and said fck my toes are killing me. Look down and their my shoes..wtf?! Turns out we left cos the ex had rocked up at like 6am lol. Kunts shoes were like 2 sizes smaller and toes were curled over at the end haha. Crissed as a picket I couldn't even distinguish my own shoes haha

That was before she did modelling, think my mate was spewing for a bit when she started cos he didn't stay with her haha..

How many of you guys have gone home at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2? Lol I've had a couple. They were shown the door pretty quickly haha

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