Pazzo Donating Members 11,132 Member For: 14y 3m 27d Gender: Male Posted 05/08/12 11:11 AM Share Posted 05/08/12 11:11 AM Piss fats are the worst. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henz Tampon inserted, Auto Acquired, next purchase a new handbag Donating Members 9,946 Member For: 16y 10m 29d Gender: Male Location: Vic Posted 05/08/12 11:13 AM Share Posted 05/08/12 11:13 AM (edited) When I'm stuck into gym I can jump out of bed at 5am and I'm Fresh as, lately though struggle like fukc in the morningPazz one morning jumped up, had minutes to et to work, ran out to start car in jocks still with an EMB, then back inside to get ready. Edited 05/08/12 11:15 AM by Henz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie2256 Donating Members 7,441 Member For: 16y 2m 27d Gender: Male Location: SE Melbourne Posted 05/08/12 11:15 AM Share Posted 05/08/12 11:15 AM Piss fats are the worst.Parts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 9m 24d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 05/08/12 11:17 AM Share Posted 05/08/12 11:17 AM Pisats...not to be confused with sharts. Although could occur concurrently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henz Tampon inserted, Auto Acquired, next purchase a new handbag Donating Members 9,946 Member For: 16y 10m 29d Gender: Male Location: Vic Posted 05/08/12 11:19 AM Share Posted 05/08/12 11:19 AM That's what the showers for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie2256 Donating Members 7,441 Member For: 16y 2m 27d Gender: Male Location: SE Melbourne Posted 05/08/12 11:21 AM Share Posted 05/08/12 11:21 AM Pishartsvomit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 9m 24d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 05/08/12 11:29 AM Share Posted 05/08/12 11:29 AM Have seen a sneezeshartvomit...that was absolutte fckn gold. Sneezepisshartvomit would have been so much better though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 22y 3m 4d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 05/08/12 11:40 AM Share Posted 05/08/12 11:40 AM ...unless busting for a piss There's your solution, scull a few litres of water before bed.Dont try this if over 40...unless you like changing sheets often...Get a Clocky up ya.... Imagine how awake and aware you'll be after chasin that farker all round the room each morning....and how you'll definately need a job to pay for all the ones you break after smashin the fcker against the wall once you catch it.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 9m 24d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 05/08/12 11:48 AM Share Posted 05/08/12 11:48 AM Brilliant.I'd figure out a way to lasso the little bastard...or smother it with a doona or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bossmang FREAKY Donating Members 12,435 Member For: 15y 1m 24d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 05/08/12 11:50 AM Share Posted 05/08/12 11:50 AM that's wot I need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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