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Morning everyone.

Spent all weekend in bed. Thought I was comin good then last night mrs rolled over and elbowed me right in the most painful spot on my face. Hunched over the sink coughing up blood for a while.

Got some OxyContin now, so pain gonneeee.

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How feckin hard did she elbow you? Jesus christ..

Did you get that head wrap ice filled bandage thing? I just kept reloading that and kept cold on my face after my wisdom teeth.. Then got my mouth busted by a cooling rack in the bakery..

Does hurt.

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I wore that for the first day then ripped it, and haven't iced it since. Head looks like a basketball. 2 fat lips as well.

Should still be able to get bulk cod in though.

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Haha good luck.. I'd be trying to put some ice on it though.. Since your missus elbowed you make her hold ice on your face while you play CoD..

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Morning everyone.

Spent all weekend in bed. Thought I was comin good then last night mrs rolled over and elbowed me right in the most painful spot on my face. Hunched over the sink coughing up blood for a while.

Got some OxyContin now, so pain gonneeee.

Cant take the rough sex anymore mate?

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