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Nice dp tonez...

Seen one the other. Day ... Can't post up pics from here but it was a dingo... And it said...

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy....

But I'm a dingo, and I ate your baby ....

Made me lol

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy...

so the condom broke...

abort the baby...

did make me LOL

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Who here works at a Ford Dealership?

One of the cadets at work is buying a second hand car thourhg a fairly reputable Ford dealer.. As he's in a different town and couldn't look at the car he got them to organise the RACQ master check.

He gets an email this afternoon saying 'RACQ check came back fine.. Only flaw with the car was some stone chips which are to be expected in a second hand car. Will put it in the glovebox before we ship the car up to you. Here are our bank account details etc etc etc..'

Crafty f*ckers can't even scan the RACQ check so he can see compression test results or anything before they send it up..

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Hahah Pazz u *beep* lol... My dads too big to wear a suit... Looks like the hulk and rips out of it...

Fark waxing your balls would kill

tis not that bad, the killer is the cost.

chest hurts, mate was dating a chick doing beauty school, she did his armpits and he said he cried like a bitch.

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Chest is killer,, I almost cried.. The bit that's left is soo fkn painfull,, around the collar bones

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