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  • You've changed man....
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  • Member For: 14y 3m 17d
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  • Location: 2 Fuchsia Court, Narre Warren. 3805
  • Turboless
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  • Location: Geelong, Victoria

Would be like throwing a sausage down a hallway. Looser than Charlie sheen.

  • Tampon inserted, Auto Acquired, next purchase a new handbag
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  • Location: Vic

Does it have a big backyard?

To bury them.

  • I see a red door and I want to paint it black
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  • Location: Far north queensland
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Nothing wrong with throwing a sausage down the hallway.. Especially if they let you do it again and again and again.... For free..

  • Bob the Freaking Builder
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  • Member For: 15y 7m
  • Gender: Female
  • Location: SA

If she's loose just turn her over and I <3 Bananas her in the arse.... Win win hahah

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Guest XR09
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They all strech a mile before they tear an inch.

Think about it. She knows what you want.

She knows how to do it.

She gets checked every month and hopefully doesn't go gloveless anyway.

She earns more than I do...hopefully or she is a pig.

They leave after two days.

As I said have known Tam all h chasinger life and my Cous Willy. So often I am there for no reason of the place, and get to talk to the staff. I am always sober so a change for them and they like me.

I have been single on and off tor a decade. They are all mad, twisted, unfulfilled, lost and dangerous to your wealth.

If they're good in bed, they are just plain MAD. And if they are not funky in bed I would rather have a bat...So no need for one

If she is that loose I have plenty of mates

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  • You've changed man....
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  • Member For: 14y 3m 17d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: 2 Fuchsia Court, Narre Warren. 3805

She wont wanna work when she gets home.

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