Shyfrd Turboless Donating Members 5,992 Member For: 13y 9m 21d Gender: Male Location: Geelong, Victoria Posted 24/04/12 05:48 AM Share Posted 24/04/12 05:48 AM Hahahah far out xr09 lmao. Poor bitches hahahDon't have to be old for the cameras fluff. Prior to be diagnosed with crohns I had both cameras done at 18, Aug '08. Don't have to be old for a cathader (spelling) either. When I fell off the roof cos I fkd my kidney I had one. Except they took it out then decided it still needed it. Fmd they are not fun..Then had a stent removed weeks later at outpatients by a female doc while awake. Up the old fella, was more worried I'd crack a fat in her hand hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbjet Skid Machine Donating Members 1,640 Member For: 13y 6m 24d Gender: Male Posted 24/04/12 05:56 AM Share Posted 24/04/12 05:56 AM I had an ultrasound on my balls when I was about 19. The nurse was in her mid 20's, very attractive and she covered my balls in warming gel and put the vibrating ultrasound thing on em. I was so worried about cracking a fat but it was all good in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XR09 Guests Posted 24/04/12 05:58 AM Share Posted 24/04/12 05:58 AM (edited) 3 of them were nurses from Mona Vale hospital. Ya woulda thought they would have kept it together. Ha Trudy did. My lady's older sister.And while a I say a tub. it's about 1m x 1m square that you shower in. Kinda. No sides or curtains. So there might have been a bit of overspray for humour purposes.ha ha and I would have got a fat. Just to embarress her. Like ya playing with my balls ... what do you expect Edited 24/04/12 05:59 AM by XR09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie2256 Donating Members 7,441 Member For: 16y 26d Gender: Male Location: SE Melbourne Posted 24/04/12 05:59 AM Share Posted 24/04/12 05:59 AM One liners if said fat is cracked whilst nurse has your balls in your hand.K go"Is it just me or is it a little chilly in here?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XR09 Guests Posted 24/04/12 06:01 AM Share Posted 24/04/12 06:01 AM Stuff me, because you didn't she probably thinks your gay lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETURBO ...JD TUNING ADELAIDE... Gold Donating Members 23,708 Member For: 16y 6m 17d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 24/04/12 06:12 AM Share Posted 24/04/12 06:12 AM dam warm liquid and female hands that would of only ended one way ........................................to my advantage free wristie and chuck up where is this golden hospital u talk of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbjet Skid Machine Donating Members 1,640 Member For: 13y 6m 24d Gender: Male Posted 24/04/12 06:15 AM Share Posted 24/04/12 06:15 AM Would have loved one Jet. Would have made a great fantasy. It was at Werribee hospital.Plenty of hot nurses there. Well at least they looked hot after a couple of ml of morphine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never had any say Panda I <3 Floods Silver Donating Members 11,198 Member For: 13y 4m 17d Gender: Male Location: South West QLD Posted 24/04/12 06:51 AM Share Posted 24/04/12 06:51 AM Haha I remember being in hospital and getting all the student nurses after getting my nose and cheek broken in a break in.. I did rather embellish the story to make me appear slightly more heroic.. But it could've been the pain killers talking..Sorry to hear about your old lady fluff.. My grandmother died of bowel cancer and my old man and I have both had sections taken out to try and stop it spreading (didn't work for him he left it to late).. Definitely not a pleasant thing for your family.. Doesn't mean that much coming from strangers on the net but all the best to your family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pazzo Donating Members 11,132 Member For: 14y 1m 26d Gender: Male Posted 24/04/12 07:44 AM Share Posted 24/04/12 07:44 AM Well all good, had a funny feeling the doctors and nurses where peaking under the gown for a looksee. Made sure it was all there still aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual harrassment panda I see a red door and I want to paint it black Donating Members 5,919 Member For: 15y 1m 23d Gender: Male Location: Far north queensland Posted 24/04/12 08:21 AM Share Posted 24/04/12 08:21 AM rb you got lucky, my ball ultrasound when I was 20 was by a dude.took about half hour and I spotted it twice on the screen (used to do ultrasound a bit) so I started getting suss. Ended up doing it myself and showing the dude it on his screen, also saved me coin on a visit to the doc for the results.ps. still got a fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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